Grandfather clock, for whom the bell tolls...

Play Rocksmith, or Guitar Hero?

Guitar Hero.

Rather have no hair at all anywhere or hair everywhere?

no hair at all? Could always wear a wig and draw eyebrows in I guess? xD

be a little sleepy 24/7 or feel kinda hyper all the time?

I'm something of the latter now, and a lot the the former when I was younger. I'll keep the latter, it aids keeping my low weight.

Every time I ask that, its always the same answer.

Tone deaf, or colorblind?

Tone deaf. I care more about visuals.

Own a metal chair or a wooden chair?

Heavy metal for shop duties.

A concert of the Cowboys from Hell, or Mariachis del Infierno? (Bands again, their own nicknames.)

Mariachis del Infierno cause the name sounds interesting.

Rather have super long hands or super long fingers?

Super long fingers. So I can play piano easier

Eat cardboard or eat a brick?

Cardboard, it at least fibrous.

Rather be an ant or plankton?

An ant. You're never lonely!

Would you rather be a movie star or a pop star?

pop star, I'm a decent singer, but I absolutely cannot act

run a marathon or participate in a triathlon?

A Tarahumara marathon, its more my speed.

[Spoiler=] Maybe, Rocksmith teaches guitar/bass, the other just simulates. Honestly I'd rather play my real bass poorly than be good at pressing buttons on a guitar shaped piece of plastic.[/spoiler]

Have a working console from every make, or just the new ones?

Just the new ones. I dont want to imagine the clutter of having all of them.

Would you rather never have to wash dishes again or never have to do laundry again?

Never have to do laundry again. I'll just invest in a dishwasher.

Smell like chocolate or smell like flowers?

Smell like chocolate... yum.

Rather have extreme narcolepsy or extreme insomnia?

insomnia, I'm practically that way anyway

get superpowers via gamma rays or genetic mutation?

Genetic mutations are more easily corrected.

A friend who ALWAYS smiles, or NEVER smiles, neither showing their true feelings.

Always smiles. My dog would probably enjoy the smiling face more.

Rather have GIANT teeth or teeny tiny teeth?

GIANT teeth. C H O M P

Black fingernails or rainbow fingernails?

Hm. Both go with everything. Probably rainbow!! As long as it's glittery too.

Would you rather everything in your house (furniture, walls, appliances, etc.) by made of plastic or made of wood?