Cherry Cheese Danish

Chili or curry?

Chili.

Loaded Potato Skins or Deep Fried Cheese Curds?

Loaded Potato Skins.

English Muffin Pizza or Supreme Pizza Hamburger Helper?

...yeaurggh this is a food only game?

Muffin. But only with a clear path to the bathroom or some not-so-picky kids who know how to keep their mouths shut about it nearby.

Tomato Bruschetta, or Broiled Garlic (and olive oil) Bread

Tomato Bruschetta.

Lemon Bars or Strawberry Shortcake?

Strawberry Shortcake with lots of whipped cream

Frozen Pizza or Frozen Lasagna?

Frozen Pizza

Sweet and Sour Chicken or Beef and Broccoli?

Sweet and Sour Chicken.

Coffee cake muffin or coffee roll?

Coffee Roll

Chocolate Chocolate Chip Ice Cream with Fudge, or Cranberry Scone with walnuts and raisins?

Cranberry Scone.

Dessert Pizza or Breakfast Pizza?

Dessert pizza.

Tootsie roll pop or Blow pop?

Tootsie Pop

Smarties or Nerds?

Nerds.

Rice Krispie Treats or Brownies?

Brownies!

Chicken Noodle Soup or Tomato Soup?

Tomato Soup (with crackers)

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Beef Barley Stew or Lentil Stew?

Beef Barley.

Toast or Bagel?

toast mm wi butter mmm

hot cheeto or takis

If I'm gonna eat screaming ulcer in a bag it might as well be the tastier one of the two, so Takis.

Kung Pao Chicken (the real kind, from a restaurant that knows szechuan) or Chili cheese dog with pickled jalapeno slices and Tapatio garnish?

Kung Pao.

Philly Cheesesteak or Meatball Sub?

Meatball Sub

Chili or Falafel Salad