carrots

spring rolls or fried rice?

Fried Rice.

Cashews or Almonds?

Cashews ==--==

Brazil Nuts or Hazelnuts?

Hazelnuts.

Cheddar Bay Biscuits or Garlic Bread?

has no idea what a bay biscuit might be, but garlic bread is highly variable in edibility so flips coin

Biscuit.

Irish Soda Bread with Caraway or Cranberry Walnut Scone?

Ooo, definitely Irish Soda Bread with Caraway.

Sweet potato pancakes or Lemon poppyseed pancakes?

Lemon Poppyseed.

Blue Cheese or Swiss?

Gruyere me, please.

Cottage Cheese or Cream Cheese (both are american cheeses)?

Cream Cheese.

Bagel or English Muffin?

English Muffin

Hot cocoa or coffee?

Hot cocoa.

Ice cream sundae or cupcakes?

Ice Cream Sundae.

Blueberry Muffin or Apple Tart?

Apple tart ==--==

Peach Cobbler or Apricot Thumbprint Cookie?

Peach cobbler... Mmm!

Scotch fingers or Subway biscuits?

Subway Biscuits.

Mashed Potatoes or Tator Tots?

If they're oven baked, then Tater Tots

Coleslaw or Pork and Beans?

Pork and Beans.

Cobb Salad or Caesar Salad?

bleaurgh...Cobb Salad, but keep those brunch Mimosas coming.

Antipasto or Trader Joe's party tray?

Party Tray.

Salami or Bologna?

Bologna

Strawberry Cream Pie or Lemon Bars?