Both are pretty tasty, depends on whether Italian or Tex-Mex is on offer. Hmmm.... I guess jalapenos are better on hotdogs, so that breaks the tie.

Gingersnaps or Vanilla Wafers?

Vanilla wafers.

Cherry Pie or Chocolate Cake?

Cherry pie!

Coconut or almonds?

Coconut

Mounds candy bar or Almond Joy candy bar

Almond joy, definitely.

Peanut butter or jelly?

Peanut butter!

Clam chowder or chicken stew?

Uh, probably chicken stew, though I feel bad eating it (vegetarian for 15+ years).

Sugar cookies or oatmeal raisin cookies?

Oatmeal Raisin.

Caramel Popcorn or Apple Pie?

Apple pie made from red delicious is pretty vile and you never can be sure someone won't try to feed one made that way to you, so the popcorn.

Candy Apple (lurid red) or Cotton Candy (swirly softblue-and-pink)?

Cotton Candy. Mmmm.

Scrambled eggs or sunny-side up?

Sunny side up

Fruit crispy marshmellow treat or toasted garlic bread with avocado spread?

Crispy marshmellow treat

Sour candy or chocolate candy?

Sour Candy!

Nutella or Peanut Butter (on your toast)?

Nutella!

Chicken fried rice or pork fried rice?

Pork please

Paella or baked Fish Sticks (your choice of sauce, but you gotta say)

Fish sticks with lots of tartar sauce.

Garden Salad or Tuna Salad?

Garden salad!

Ice cream or popsicles?

Ice cream. Forever.

Let's try ice cream toppings, salted caramel or hot fudge?

whines piteously both? Rats. Caramel, please.

Wheat germ or chopped walnuts (topping your frozen not-necessarily-dairy desert)?

Chopped Walnuts.

Peanut Brittle or Chocolate Covered Raisins?