-takes his fish tacos- How kind of you. =p

Nachos or Tortilla chips with a cheese dip on the side? ;D

Nachos, the messier the better! :D

Lemonade or Limeade?

Limeade!

Stuffed Mushrooms or Fried Calamari?

Woah, tough choice for me... stuffed mushrooms!

banana nut bread -or- bananas foster?

Bananas foster, I'm allergic to nuts

Tangerine crunch dark chocolate cake or salted caramel gelato layered with a creamy custard?

I have no idea what tangerine crunch is, my google-fu has failed me. But I'll try it.

zucchini bread or prune cake?

Zucchini bread

Donuts holes or poptarts?

Donut holes!

Pizza or calzone?

Pizza

Spinach or kale?

Spinach. ...Kale tastes too grassy.

Cheesecake or Cannoli?

Tough one, but I think I'll go with the cheesecake!

Lemon bread or cranberry bread?

(looks both ways and up and down thread, runs off with unclaimed feijoada, mwa ha ha! om nom nomph)
Maybe a little cranberry bread for dessert.

Fried Yuca, or Jicama crudites?

Jicama crudites!!

Roasted brussel sprouts or sweet potato fries?

Both! But if I had to pick one, sweet potato fries.

Rice or pasta?

Fried rice, otherwise pasta served any way.

Cherry pie or Lemon Meringue pie?

Lemon meringue!

shrimp or fish?

Shrimp!

Cheesecake or Flan?

Cheesecake!

Apple cider or wassail?

Wassail, unless the cider comes from the local farmer we got our apples from when I was a kid,

Cactus Cooler or Shasta Wild Raspberry?

Cactus Cooler. Waffles or French Toast?