Fresh.

Bruschetta or Stuffed Mushrooms?

Bruschetta

Olive Slice and port/cheese pate on a butter cracker, or bacon wrapped bananas?

Gonna go with the cracker appetizer.

Bacon-wrapped bleu-cheese-stuffed dates, or bacon-wrapped scallops?

blue cheese stuffed dates :)

We had some friends who always put some kind of roasted nut inside the dates, then wrapped them in bacon. I hate bacon, and I hate random nuts in things, but I actually absolutely loved those things...

Soy milk or almond milk? If you had to pick an alternative milk?

Both pretty gross, plus they are usually sweetened to diabetus levels. Almond might be a little less gag-a-licious? They're both veggie, so you can't like slip them to the cat under the table when your host isn't looking.

Carob or 'Bacon' flavored Textured Vegetable Protein

Haha, and I WOULD want to slip them to the cat. :P

Oi, you're giving back as good as you got.... Ew to the textured vegetable protein... That sounds like an even nastier version of tofu... I guess I'd pick the bacon one? Because a weak chocolate substitute seems worse than a meat flavor I dislike... But I dunno...

Let's see... Real food (sorry vegetarians...) How about potato lefse with sugar and butter or french crepes with nutella?

Probably french crepes with nutella. I love crepes!

Pumpkin bread or zucchini bread?

Crepes with nutella, please!!!

Let's get back to alterna-meats! Tofu (made with soy), or mushroom-based meat alternative?

Definitely tofu. I love meat alternatives, but I can't stand mushrooms.

Macaroni and cheese or a grilled cheese?

grilled cheese please!

guacamole or cheese dip?

Sorry, looks like I posted at the same time as someone else. I'll answer both! Zucchini bread, and cheese dip!

Chicken or beef on your nachos?

Beef

Pizza or enchiladas?

Hmmm... Normally I'd say chicken, but on nachos, beef. Definitely beef. Edit: Woops, I got beat... Enchiladas. Pizza I can make or order in or eat at a restaurant. Enchiladas, not so much. Mexican restaurants here NEVER have them.

chocolate mousse or chocolate pudding?

Chocolate mousse, of course!

Peach tea or raspberry tea?

Hmm. Peach. :)

egg rolls or crab rangoon?

Egg rolls, with duck sauce

Fried Pork Pot Stickers, or Jalapen~o Jack Poppers?

Poppers! They are a favorite in this household.

Artichoke dip with pita wedges, or spinach dip with chips?

Oh dear... That's tough. I'd rather have the spinach dip with the pita wedges. :O I guess I'd pick the artichoke dip, just for the pita?

strawberry shake or strawberry smoothie?

Strawberry smoothie! With vegan chocolate protein powder to make it extra yummy.

Bagel with cream cheese, or bagel with peanut butter?

With cream cheese! Ideally, a blueberry bagel with mixed berry cream cheese. :O

barbecued pork or jerked chicken?