Dark chocolate for sure.

Ice cream or frozen yogurt?

Ice Cream -black walnut

Gelato or Hawaiian Ice?

gelato!

cocoa puffs or fruity pebbles?

Cocoa Puffs!

Hot dogs or tacos?

Tacos, for sure!

Pizza or pasta?

Pizza, something savory

Teriyaki Beef or Chicken Satay?

Chicken satay!

Apple slices with almond butter, or apple slices with caramel sauce?

Well, I've never tried almond butter at all, so I'm going to go with caramel sauce, just in case. Though I love most nut butters with my apple slices...

apple slices with nutella or apple slices with peanut butter?

depends on if it is a sweet apple or a tart apple. Chocolate plus granny smith, not so nice. Peanut butter, unsalted and unsugared, freshly ground.

broccoli floret crudites with cheese dip or broccoli floret crudites with buttermilk/mayo dressing?

Cheese Dip.

Tuna or Salmon?

I'm Alaskan, so ... salmon. :)

Grilled cedar plank salmon, or baked salmon with soy-ginger glaze?

Hmmm.... Those both sound lovely, but I'm going to go with the cedar plank one. :O

yellow pear tomatoes or chocolate tomatoes (referring to the dark ones, not to actually putting chocolate WITH tomatoes, because that would be gross...)

Yellow pear tomatoes! Yummy.

Beef stroganoff, or beef bourguignon?

Hmmm... Bourguignon, I think.

oreo ice cream sandwich or traditional ice cream sandwich?

Traditional? Though I like the chocolate chip cookie ones the best, lol.

Sour cream or salsa?

If I can only have one, I have to go with salsa.

Mango salsa, or salsa verde?

Mango Salsa.

Au Gratin Potatoes or Baked Potato with the Works?

Baked with the works! Yasss.

Loaded baked potato soup, or cream of potato soup?

Cream of Potato Soup

French Fries or Sweet Potato Fries?

French fries. Because ketchup. Otherwise, they're both darn tasty.

Sweet Potato Pie or Shoo Fly Pie?