Soft tacos. But if I'm choosing between crunchy-shelled tacos, or burritos, I pick burritos. VERY CONDITIONAL ANSWER.

Homemade baked macaroni and cheese, or mac & cheese from a box?

Chicken Tacos.

Lasagna or Stuffed Shells?

Fajitas

Lobster or crab?

Blah, I got skipped because of the forum craziness!

I vote CRAB!

Homemade baked macaroni and cheese, or mac & cheese from a box?

Can I say both? I make my own from scratch quite often, but sometimes I get a real craving for the box version! I guess because it's hard to get here, I'd pick from the box.

toffee or nougat?

Toffee. The baked version of macncheez is kinda gross, plus in order to bake it long enough overcooks most any added veg.

A handful of assorted hard candy sour balls, or day-long sucker?

Gonna go with the assorted sours! I love a tart candy.

The trick for baked mac is to pre-cook the noodles to about the halfway point!

Baked halibut with sour cream and onion sauce, or baked salmon with lemon and dill?

baked salmon with lemon and dill, definitely. Though I'd like it even better with basil instead of dill (Sorry, Dill...)

As for mac and cheese... I actually don't bake it when I make homemade. I guess my homemade is basically just box mac and cheese, except instead of the packet, I melt in real cheese. But it doesn't take any longer! If I wanted to add veg to it, I guess they'd have to be pre-cooked, then!

black forest cake or a chocolate tart with rasberries on top?

Gonna go with a chocolate tart, I love tarts and raspberries! Win/win!

Baked is a special critter! It gets all crunchy and tasty on the edges, mmmmm.

Country sausage or maple sausage?

Maple Sausage.

Poutine or Perogies?

Poutine! ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. YASSSS.

Key lime pie, or cherry cheesecake?

Yeah... That's probably why I don't bake it, actually... I take issue with "crunchy" or hard bits in my food... Even with tuna casserole... My mom always added the fried onions on top, or crunched up potato chips in a crunch, just to make sure it had a crunchy top, but I hated that! I don't put anything on top of my tuna casserole except for a bit of cheese, which I'd rather see melty than crunchy!

Cherry cheesecake, actually. I love cheesecake and key lime pie, and I actually hate cherries on stuff. But at this point, I'd be so thrilled to see a proper American-style cheesecake, that I'd manage to survive the cherries!

Tuna casserole topped with cheese or tuna casserole topped with crispy fried onions?

Uh, topped with cheese. I've never had it with fried onions!

Baked potato or scalloped potato?

Scalloped potatoes! Loaded with cheese, please.

I love crunchy bits on my food. We do tuna noodle casserole here with cornflakes on top -- they don't get mushy!

Stuffed-crust pizza, or thin-crust pizza?

Stuffed crust

Pizza or calzone?

Pizza -- but a good calzone is pretty hard to pass up, I'll admit.

Pizza sticks or pizza bombs?

Hmm, yeah, guess cornflakes would work pretty much the same as the potato chips. I mean, we always used the super plain ones, that aren't even particularly salty. Just not my cup of tea, I guess...

Pizza sticks, with extra pizza sauce for dipping! Or garlic butter sauce.... I love garlic butter sauce for pizza sticks or bread sticks...

Let's see... How about dessert pizzas? Cinnamon and sugar dessert pizza, or cactus bread (pizza with streusel and a bit of frosting), like they have at Pizza Ranch?

Both of these seem like coffee cake, but made with the wrong dough. The recipe for cinnamon and sugar has cheese and oats which makes it more likely to hide the bad base while still being coffee cake-ish, so that one instead of the cactus bread (which has no nopales or spiky sugarwork on it at all?)

Burger or taco?

I have no idea what Pizza Ranch is! But cactus bread sounds like the dessert pizza I used to eat at Pizza Hut, so I'm sticking with that.

On the theme of desserts, baked apples topped with a drizzle of sweet cream, or warm apple cobbler topped with vanilla bean ice cream?

Eek No!! Cheese and oats? No no no.... I can't find a picture of the cinnamon sugar one... But it is literally a sweet version of pizza crust, with melted butter, sugar, and cinnamon on it. Nothing else! It's the same as if you would make cinnamon and sugar toast. The closest pic I've found is this one:

But here is a pic of cinnamon sugar toast...

But without the addition of the frosting....

And the other one should look like this:

Those are several of the versions... The traditional one has no fruit, but they also make other versions that have a bit of fruit pie filling on the crust, and under the streusel. :O

Lets see... Cobbler, for sure.

Nacho cheese dip or guacamole with your tortilla chips?