LairBear Corner Booth v.2
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: Thanks! You're such a Mensch!
: For such a little shiska-weasel, my yiddish could be worse, true? Of course true. And of course I went and took out all the actual Yiddish words so that I wouldn't get a warning.
Yeah, it definitely paid off, but now I think I'm just about ready to hit the sack for tonight. I spent nearly 2 hours grabbing items from the mystery box tonight then going through my vault and seeing what I could donate. Overall, I believe I donated somewhere around 770 items tonight!
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And we are in first place. Neener neener. ( was that sports weasel-like enough for you Mr. Stick-In-The-Mud-So-deep-I-Cant-Take-Off-My-Trousers-To-Pee? )
You've been weird lately my Darling. A little aggressive perhaps? Are you pregnant again? Your pulse rate is up, you are glowing and your ankles are swollen. I think you're pregnant. Or did you just have a bad day at work?
I don't want to talk about it. I just want to cheer MY TEAM! Sorry if I seem edgy. I got a ticket.
How did you get a ticket? We don't drive automobiles.
I got a ticket from the Game Warden.
Officer Brigitte O' Riley gave you a ticket? What did you do, did you bite her?"
How did you know? There is just something about that human woman that makes me act out irrationally and say snotty things.
Freddie, darling, Ms. O' Riley is our friend, she helps all the wee creatures of the woodland. What did she do to make you bite her?
She wore that perfume, Evenings in Gridley...you just gotta bite her when she does that. Where did she get that perfume, Seven-Eleven?
Does anyone know the link to the fine fabric area?
Hehehe. Hi Weldon! Long time since I have seen you around! Frieda, please don't bite the humans! People will think you are savage. (Long comment about THAT deleted. I can act with restraint. Even if it's acting...!) Shasta or shishkabob, you are a fun furry weasel. good job on the donations! I am still under 500 and so sad the mystery box isn't providing. That was great. I can' together anything from the stores. :(
: Hi Judy. Lady Frieda just loves you all so much and she loves chit-chatting on Subeta, so I stay in the background so that I'm not in the way of her having her fun. I only interject when she starts getting super-goofy, or 'less-restrained' as she has been the last several weeks. I love her so very much, but sometimes...let's just any that she has been a paw full since the day she was born...sometimes she gets a little 'head-up' and I have to step in to clarify an issue with her, or help her focus. She gets this way sometimes if she is ill....or pregnant. I think you remember the last time she was pregnant and how...unhinged...she was.
: I send your love to her...she had to run off to the bathroom all of a sudden.
: My Brother...please do not hurt yourself falling over. I do believe that the LMAO is a figure of speech with 'that' word in it? Am I correct?
Unhinged? Who are you to talk about being unhinged, Mr. I-Squeek-When-I-Walk-Cause-My-Bum-Is-Pinched-LIke-A-Prune.
My point confirmed.
Laugh my fool butt off is the meaning in this case dear. :)No harm intended ...
: My Brother...I thought so, I thought the "L" Stood for 'Laugh.' In that case, Lady Frieda would be pleased, she feels it is her job to make humans laugh off their asses, or what ever body part is the most funny. So, no harm, no foul.
Weldon, you are so stodgy.
In that case i have a joke for you.. Two elderly ladies rushed out of the house to catch the bus.As they sat down to wait one lady leaned forward saying to the other lady... Did you know that you have a suppository in your ear? The other lady says pardon??...You'll have to speak up... Speaking much louder she says... DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A SUPPOSITORY IN YOUR EAR? She looks at her friend and gets a very worried look upon her face.... Oh my she says!!...I'm afraid i now know where my hearing aids are...
: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM LOLing OUT LOUD!
I don't get it...
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Is a suppository a place where you deposit your hypotheses?
Little round devices that you put in your ear to be able to hear with.She got them mixed up and put them you know where :P
: I know...I'm being entirely silly. That was really a great joke and I got it, but I was acting dumb to tease Weldon, because he really is so very sensible and kind and stodgy and he is fun to tease, and I love him so very much. That joke reminds me about the human man who was suffering from 'gastrointestinal woe' and he went to the Dr. and was prescribed suppositories to help him get over it. After a week he returned to the Dr., angrily slammed the box of suppositories on the table and said, "For all the good these things have done me, I might as well have shoved them up my butt."
Hahahahaha! Get it Welly? Weldon? You're not laughing.
I guess you had to have been there.
Oh, I hope not!
