Granted. But you had to cheat to do it, and you are suspended for academic dishonesty.

I wish more places were hiring.

granted, but noone wants to hire you.

I wish it snows and we have no school

Granted, but you get snowed in for days, your water pipes freeze, and the stove isn't working, and you run out of food quickly.

I wish my band could practice soon.

Granted, but you band is going to break up, and never re-join again. I wish i had 1 million sP.

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Granted, but it gets zapped. I wish I had more wardrobe items

Granted then you give them away to the needy, who aren't even needy.

I wish i had......i don't have any wishes.

Granted, but you got one anyway. I wish I had more reviewers.

Granted, but they all hate you.

I wish I was even prettier.

Granted but your eyes fall out and now you can't read them.

I wish I hadn't eaten that chocolate doughnut. 🤒

Granted! But it goes berserk and sets your house on fire and scratches your eyes out.

I wish we could go to brunch already!

granted, now they are sexist jerks

I wish my friend's boyfriend isn't such a annoying retard

granted, now your (future) boyfriend is an annoying retard. :O

I wish I had a Cookie.

Granted but the cookie cumbles when you pick it up and falls on the floor.

I wish i didn't have to go to my concert today.

Granted but then you have to go early tomorrow morning

Grante-oh wait you didn't wish for anything! D:

I wish I had an interesting wish.

granted, but you forgot what you wanted to wish for

I wish I had a snowman in my backyard

Wish granted, but it melts.

I wish I could draw really good. :c

Wish granted but sadly a day after your wish is granted all of the drawing equitment in the world self destroys. I wish my dog wasn't barking now.

Granted, but he gets killed in a car crash.

I wish my wish would be corrupted.

Granted but sadly it gets corrupted by the un corrupt fairy therefore making it no longer corrupt. I wish I could wish.