Granted you now have 10year old pizza on your kitchen table and sadly all the food in the house disapered now all you have is ten year old pizza.

I wish my mum wasnt walking round the house nude

Granted. But now it's your dad/gramps/gramma/brother/sister. ^^ Or a fat old man. XD

I wish it wasn't so cold at my house. >_>

Granted but the reason it's not cold now is because your house is on fire.

I wish my cat wouldn't play with my headphones.

Granted. Now he plays with the breakable, fragile things in your house.

Granted but you didnt wish for anything I wish I was in a movie.

poof You're in a movie but suddenly a monster comes out of nowhere and eats you. Too bad it was a horror film =(

I wish my grades were higher >.<

Granted, but now your head hurts.

I wish I wasnt so cold.

Granted, but you burst into flames.

I wish I had a Pokemon.

Granted, but he stubbornly refuses to do anything but spend your money eat and sleep...oh and he poopies on your pillow. I wish I could be one of the Yu-gi-oh characters for a day.

Granted, but now all your posts containing wishes have to be read telepathically.

I wish I could remember where I put my Legend of Dragoon game.

Granted, but then they took the wishes that you were gonna make.

I wish I wasn't sick. :x

Wish granted, R.I.P :)

I wish a big meteor would hit earth. :)

Granted, but it hits you and you die. c:

I wish this wish wasn't destroyed.

Granted, but this is the Destroy A Wish Foundation, so it is.

I wish I wasn't so depressed today...

Granted but then someone shoots you due to the fact that you are being majorly perky.

I wish I had a feather...

Granted. But that feather carries Bird Flu c:

I wish I didn't have to repeat 8th grade again.

Granted, but you flunk out of school completely instead. :(

I wish I wasn't so paranoid about the Zombie apocalypse... peeks out of the window

Granted, but then there's a zombie apocalypse and your caught unprepared.

I wish my house was warmer.

Granted, but your house gets so sweltering hot and your air-con ends up dying, you end up wishing for the freezing cold. I wish I didn't have to go shopping for my sewing class.

granted, but then you have to borrow someone's needles. They are rusty and you get tetanus and die. I wish I could ace this semester