Granted, but then your computer dies.

I wish I could (not had to) live without a computer!

wish granted but the you log in and the computer gets a virus from you and it ends up breaking..

i wish i had a nightmare potion

Granted, but you accidentally use it in battle.

I wish my roof would stop leaking.

Granted. But instead your house floods.

I wish my Mountain Dew wasn't flat.

Granted but now there is a bug in it.

I wish my nailpolish would stop peeling off.

Granted. But now it causes a rash.

I wish there was something decent on the T.V

Granted, but you would have to deal with an annoying typewriter i wish there was no such thing as EOCTs (end of course tests)

Granted. But now you have tests every day.

I wish my art block is gone

Granted, but now you have to stay in school an extra hour to make up for the missing art block i wish i could have my Galactic Demi in real life

Granted. But it it turns crazy and destroys the moon.

I wish my cell phone worked again

granted, but so many people call and text your phone that it blows up i wish i could turn invisible at will

You can turn invisible at will, but eventually it turns permanent and you are stuck invisible forever.

I wish I was less boring. xD

Granted, but everyone else around you now bores you.

I wish I had better wishes D:

Granted. You have better wishes but they all get destroyed by this board. Teehee. =D

I wish I could swim with obese whales.

Granted, but now your wishes are so good that everyone hates you for them i wish i had a wish that couldn't be ruined

Granted, but the universe implodes from meta.

I wish I would stop getting sick.

Wish granted. But it defeats the purpose.

I wish my sister hadn't eaten my dinner

Granted, she eats you before she eats your dinner.

I wish I had that parrell dimension again. ;__;

granted, but... wait what???

i wish i was a cupcake. a cupcake that no one would eat. oh, and im not poison, either

Granted. But the icing is really C4 and it explodes when spit contacts it.

I wish I had another turtle