Granted, but soon after you get the job they fire you. I wish I could do w/e I want. xD

Granted but then you go and get yourself drunk then wake up in a jail sentenced to life with no chance of parole and no one will tell you what you've done

I wish I were smarter

Granted, but your head grows so big it explodes.

I wish I knew Mr T

Granted, but you being smarter just made you dumb, not retarded.

/That was harsh. T_T

I wish my can of Peaches would open.

Granted, but they splash up in your face. I wish I had an iphone

Granted, but it broke.

I wish I had a towel to clean the Peach Juice off my face.

Granted, but it's dirty.

I wish I had a peach.

Here, have one of my peaches. ;_;

Granted, but the one I gave you wasn't a peach.

I wish commercials on the TV made sense all the time.

Granted but it's infested with maggots

I wish I didn't have to practice to be good at piano

Granted, but your fingers get cut off.

I wish i didn't have a head-ache

granted, but I had to hit your foot with a mallet so you would focus on your foot instead I wish I had my dog

granted, but it decides to bite your head off

i wish i personally knew someone famous (and they knew me) who didn't dislike me

Granted, but now you have fangirls, and eventually will be hated by society.

I wish I could see Breaking Benjamin live.

granted, but it's only for a minute

i wish mosquito bites didn't bother me

Granted but now you have chigger bites instead

I wish I could go back in time to fix things

granted, but the rip in the spacetime fabric causes there to be massive nuclear war in the late 1980s and so the world no longer exists

i wish congress was more productive

Granted. They start spending like crazy with even less regard to the budget deficit and looming debt problems than they give now and we now owe our souls to China. Thanks a lot =(

I wish life didn't include as much headaches

granted, but you go crazy from lack of purpose/things to do

i wish the national debt was 0

granted but you pay for it and become in debt for the rest of your life

I wish my mom didn't shave my puppy this morning, and make him look ugly :(

Granted, but now the puppy is sweating from the summer heat, and it's all your fault.

I wish to be motivated