Granted, but now the rest of your body hurts.

I wish I had a wolf plushie at home, that I can cuddle all day.

granted, but one day it comes to life and eats you

i wish i wasn't sick

Granted, but you got so tired after that you are too weak to even move.

I wish I was an orca merman.

Granted, but you get stuck on land...

I wish it would stop raining.

Wish granted, but then everything written in japanese gets blown up.

I wish I could take naps during the day

granted, but you have to work nights

i wish i had an awesome new backpack

Wish granted, but one day you brought your backpack to school, someone stole it. :c

Wish Mc Donalds closed down.

Wish granted, but then the world explodes

I wish I had pizza :/

granted, but it has anchovies and pineapple and sausage and peppers and bacon and salmon on it

i wish i had good-tasting cough drops

Granted, but they don't work.

I wish tomorrow will be better than today.

granted, but every day after that will be worse

i wish i had my driver's license

Granted but you can only wish for cheese.

I wish I could teleport anywhere anytime.

Granted, but you accidentally teleport into a vat of toxic waste. Granted but now you're a giant and scare everyone away.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

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Late

You get more sp but it turns out its from a glitch and can't keep it.

I wish my sister would shut the hell up.

Granted, but she becomes extremely violent and hits you replacing her annoyingness.

I wish people would call me when they say they would.

Granted, but then your phone blows up in your ear.

I wish my dog would stop licking my foot.

Wish granted, but now your dogs licks everywhere in your house except for your foot. [edit] Sorry mistaken floor for foot.

I wish I had a wolf anthro as my best friend.

Granted but he eats you.

I wish the radio would stop playing crappy music :/

.chi Granted, but now it plays crappy talk shows all day.

I wish the world was not so polluted.

Granted but now there is no earth. :O

I wish...I had something to wish for.
xD