Granted, if by "with" you meant "in".

I wish I had something better to do than play these forum games.

Granted. The forum games disappear.

I wish I had some vegetarian tacos right now.

Granted. But PETA steals them.

I wish I wasn't so cold and that the next person does something more creative than light me on fire.

Your wish is granted, but you suddenly become too hot. You start getting dizzy and confused. Your mouth starts to feel dry, and your vision starts getting fuzzy. Suddenly everything is dark.

You're sent to the hospitals psychiatric ward for taking too large a hit of acid. You're never heard of again.

EDIT: Oops, forgot a wish.

I wish I had a corgi.

Granted but you corgi's legs are so short it can't get around so you have to carry it everywhere and care for it like it was a baby.

I wish I had Rammstein tickets.

Wish granted, but your seats land you right next to a group of violent neo-nazis thoroughly convinced that Rammstein supports white supremacy.

Dangit, I keep forgetting to make a wish!

I wish there was more eggnog left.

Granted, but it's spoiled.

I wish I lived in the Soul Eater universe.

Granted, but eventually you end up missing your friends and family so much that you go insane and just sit and babble to yourself in a corner.

I wish the cat wasn't so obnoxious, and that the next poster was creative enough to do something other than kill the cat off. (Sorry , I stole your idea of wishing people were more creative.)

Granted, but now the cat has been fused to your body for 24-hour personal amusement. Is that a completely bad thing?

I wish for dancing bananas.

Granted. You now have rotten dancing bananas who refuse to leave your room. Have you ever smelled a rotten banana before?

I wish I was a better cook.

Granted. However, during a contract to make a certain important someone "disappear", you are employed to feed him. Someone else, the one to do the deed, takes your place, but, well...loose ends, and all that.

I wish I could be more creative at 3 in the morning.

granted, but you become so creative for go insane! :P

I wish poverty didn't exist.

Granted. Now nobody can be considered impoverished, because nobody has enough to go around.

I wish I was a Persona-user.

Granted, but only for a day.

I wish I felt better.

Granted. In fact, you feel fantastic. And after a burst of wonderfullness, joy, and productivity, you explode. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zidiWe9yq88) <---Yes, this is necessary.

I wish that had been a more creative answer.

Granted. Your answer was so creative that it went back in time and destroyed all other creativity; thus erasing all inspiration for freedom, peace, equality, and joy.

Good job, hero. You just broke the world.

A little late, but I'm actually okay with this. Only because you're Kramer.

[edit] I FORGOT TO WISH. D:

I wish I... had less math.

Your wish has been granted! HOWEVER-- due to less math, you get even dumber and forget to breath...

I wish I wasn't so "glass half empty" in my attitude..

Granted. In doing so you are too positive about everything and can never think about the negative side affects to anything anymore. Thus, you think driving with your foot while the rest of your body is outside the car is a good idea and that nothing is wrong with it. (Wow...this doesn't even make sense. xD)

I loved watching that video. :D

1. It's a fantastic video. ^_^ Glad you enjoyed.

2. You didn't make a wish. :(

I wish that my boyfriend's obnoxious friend wouldn't show up all the time at 4am and stay until like 7.

Granted. Your boyfriend breaks up with you, moves in with his obnoxious friend, and they're never seen again. :unheart:

I wish my friends would stop fighting each other every five seconds and ignoring me the time between. Don't kill them.