Granted. However, you end having nightmares so bad because of it that you cease sleeping.

I wish Mayonaka TV (the Midnight Channel in English) was real.

Edit for typo

Granted, but then it never airs.

I wish people could respect one another.

Granted. Everybody can respect everybody else, but they still choose not to.

I wish my brothers were visiting.

Granted, but they totally ignore you while they are.

I wish I could fluently speak, write, and read Japanese.

Granted, but once you learn, you completely forget everything about English and cannot communicate with your friends and family.

I wish it wasn't cold in my house.

Granted, but it got so hot that things you hold close to you started to melt.

I wish I had something to eat.

Granted, but the food you receive is spoiled. Rendering it inedible.

I wish the characters from Adventure Time were real.

(Had to do a little research for this one)

Granted, but you get kidnapped by the Ice King.

I wish Persona 4: The Animation would get released faster.

Granted. It gets released tomorrow, but by the time you get to the counter to purchase your copy, they're sold out.

I wish I had more friends around here.

Granted, you have 199999999 friends here and they spam your profile with comments. I want snow.

Granted! It start snowing, but it never stop, we all freeze to death. I wish homework would do by it self.

Granted. However, all the answers are wrong.

I wish Skyrim wasn't quite so glitchy.

Granted, it stops working altogether.

I wish this week would go by quickly.

Granted, it goes by really fast. However, next week starts and it's just a repeat of this week. Eventually, you realize that you're stuck in a time loop.

I wish I could get the Sims 3 Pets to work right on my laptop.

Granted. However, no matter how hard you try, you can never keep everyone happy.

I wish I had the composing skills of Shoji Meguro

Granted, but as soon as you gain those skills, you lose every other skill that you possess.

No wish to grant.

I wish I had a bowl of cereal.

Granted, but your milk was WAY past the expiration date. Don't make any plans for the rest of your day, because it's all going to be porcelain thrones.

I wish my PSX wouldn't freeze all the time.

granted. It doesn't freeze. It just breaks. Sorry.

I wish I didn't have to give up the computer again.

Granted. Once given up, you never receive it back. Therefore, you never have to give it up ever again.

I wish I could swim with beluga whales next year.