Granted, but your fingers are now on fire!

I wish that I had a fennec fox for a pet...

granted, but it eats your house

i wish i could play saxophone

Granted, but you play it horribly. I wish I had a pit bull.

Granted, but I'm almost certain you didn't want a fat bull that lives small, muddy pit.

I wish I had a new laptop

Granted but then it explodes.

I wish this Taylor Swift song would get out of my head.

granted, but then you have the "i love you" song from barney stuck in your head instead

i wish i could find all of my pokemon cards

Granted. You find them .... in your parents bedroom. under your mom's handcuffs and packets of lube.... and your dad's ball gag......

I wish I had some clean pajama pants.

granted.... but it is part of a drawing of your HA you got from a friend. :/

I wish I could shapeshift.

granted, but you get stuck as a mosquito and crushed by a giant hand

i wish i could go skydiving

( AAAAAAAH THAT WAS CRUEL... loathes Ms. Meyer)

Granted, but the parachute fails and you have to saved by Superman (who is conveniently nearby) and you end up marrying him. Sadly, he breaks his leg and becomes a drunk because he has to spend a couple weeks not helping people and, as it turns out, he is an angry drunk who has lots of superpowers and ends up killing you >= O (golly, how awful)

I wish I had a leprechaun...

Granted, but it doesn't like you and runs of with his gold.

I wish I could have more french lessons.

Granted, but you won't learn a thing.

I wish I could draw pretty.

(Keiti, me too XD)

Granted, but everything you draw comes to life and is evil.

I wish I had more time to write...

Granted. But you're stuck in a permanent time loop, it's always time to be writing and never time to be doing anything else.

I wish I had my wig styled already.

Granted, but it is styled all wrong and stapled to your head by a maniac beautician so you can't ever remove it.

I wish time travel made sense...

Granted. Pity time travel's illegal though, people started abusing it.

I wish it wasn't raining.

[.Disco I'm glad I destroyed your wish properly >:3]

Granted, but the stone angels travel back in time now that it makes sense. (If you don't know what I'm referring to, you need to watch Doctor Who o3o) ^^ Ignore. I was too late. ^^

Granted, but it will not rain for 78.3 more years!

I wish I wasn't sick

<3 Weeping Angels. :D

Granted, you've died.

I wish I had a kitten.

( I have seen that episode of Dr. Who! It scared me to pieces XD)

Granted, but it is a lion kitten and it grows up and eats you because it never learned to love humans.

I wish I knew five different languages...

Granted, but they're all scripting/programming languages.

I wish David Tennant was still the Doctor! D: