Im not sure my mom says things funny, but my dad. Good lordy, you should hear how he says car. "caah" he's from ny so certain words have that new york draw to them.

My younger cousin doesn't know what 'gay is (well of course she shouldn't, she's 5) Anyway, she heard my other cousin say it once, so now she's going around saying 'GAH-WAY'

Panera Bread is the most awesome place on Earth. It IS holier than thou.

The food is crazy good and inexpensive.