...just opened by my house and my mom has been wanting to try it out.
"Danieeeelllleeee. Let's go to Pantera bread."

do your parents call things, like, other things?
My mom thinks texting is "twittering"
BAHAHA.
My parents CANNOT pronounce Subeta correctly, no matter how many times I tell them. They pronounce it all southern-y. ._.
Other than that...can't think of anything. But I know they do. xD
Whenever we eat at a Mexican restaurant, my mom becomes incredibly embarrassing when she's trying to pronounce names of the foods. She over-accents everything she says and rolling R's when there's nothing there to roll. xD;
i love panera x: yeah my mom can't pronounce subeta either lol she's like "suhb-etta" and i've been trying to teach her how to copy and paste for the longest but she doesn't get it because "there's too many steps D:"
I can't think of anything my parents say wrong because I am distracted by the fact that I really wanna go to Panera D:
Hahahaha! Pantera bread XD That seriously just made my day
I hate it when my dad tries to say French or Spanish words. He butchers them. I'm just nit-picky about stuff like that.
my mum can't say Mitsubishi or trenchcoat. I have no idea why, but I think it has to do with her birthplace, everyone around there seems to have difficulties pronouncing :P
She'd say Mutsu-butsu and train-scott.
...She can say mitsu and bishi and trench and coat separated but not joined.
THEY CAN'T BREAK YOU IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SPINE
My mom is a language arts teacher, so no. She's a nazi about all of that stuff, and she's very technologically savvy, too. She probably texts and ims more than I do.
My sister is a weeaboo, though, and it's really hilarious when I hear my mom purposely mispronounce some of the things my sister talks about. It's fucking priceless, haha. My mom doesn't do it as an affront to the culture, she does it just to piss my sister off.

My mum can't pronounce some stuff properly, such as the 'th' sound or a deep 'wl' sound (like in owl or awl)...but that's mostly because of her Irish accent.
But my aunt and her daughter cannot pronounce car company names correctly, lol. They call Audi - 'awwdi' and Renault - 'Ren-awlt'. The daughter took French for 8 years too and the aunt's partner is French lololol.
(what the hell, I pronounce Subeta as 'Suh-bee-tah' with a short 'u' and a long 'e'. How is is SUPPOSED to be pronounced?!)

My mom calls Gaia 'Gay-uh.' :(
The thing is that I don't think she pronounces it that way on purpose.
Panera ish awesomeness!
I had to explain to me Mom the difference between sexting and cybering. Near the end I told her to just look it up on UrbanDictionary.com.
My grandma also has a friend that calls it Wal-marx instead of Wal-Mart. -_-
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Lol my dad calls walmart wally-world and target target (frenchy accent) it bugs me
Working on filled wardrobe achievement. Almost at 12k!
oh god, my parents mispronounce EVERYTHING. its unfortunately a pet peeve of mine... so its kind of extremely frustrating. it took me until middle school to realize that "ramen" isnt pronounced "ray-men" and "capri-sun" isnt "capree-sun". it took a while for me to actually stop pronouncing them wrong out of habit :/
YUM.... oohhh their greek salad and french onion soup is soooo goood :P
OMG MY DAD DOES TOO!!!! l0l0lll
oh my god i heard a lady at the farmer's market, SERIOUSLY call target tar-jhay. i get it if youre joking around and ACTING like a douchebag but to say it in serious conversation is so stupid.
my grandma does this all the time but i can't think of any examples. she called twitter "chirper" one time. LMFAO WHAA? i was like "wtf is chirper?"
"oh you know that new hip website" "...TWITTER?" "yeah i knew it had something to do with bird noises"
she's from the midwest and she says bag as bayg, flag = flayg
she called everything something different, but similar to the actual word. spongebob becomes brillowpadbob bikini kill becomes bikini murder, you get the picture.
Speaking of Spongebob, my mom called him Cheesebob when it first came out cause she thought he was swiss cheese and Patrick was a piece of ham LOLOLOLOLOLOL

ROFL HAHA @ terroryaki.
my grandma can't say rolls royce. oh, and i thought it WAS sue-bait-uh.