I would push the button to boost my wicked flame aura and burn you to ashes!

I'd simply force you to join me in the freezing cold, as you're obviously not dressed for it.

I'd just sneeze on you :P

use my scythe(prolly spelled it wrong xD), of course. and if that didnt work, then... id run away screaming. XDD

I'd stare at you sadly, opening a void in your soul, causing an effect not unlike a black hole.

First I would give out a loud laughter, grab your reindeer and gobble it up (oh yeah! See how big my mouth can be! CHOMP!).

After that I would give out a massive, monster, massacre belch that the world is shaking and you are dropping dead!

I would stand by and watch you're looking like you are going to kill yourself anyway.

Cremate you while your still alive :p

I would chomp on this heart of yours. If you're still alive after that... I would throw Dark Matterlings at you until you're dead.

Throw you in the basement of a burning building with your hands strapped to your body, then pierce your nipples and connect the ring to a chain that leads to a cinder block. So you can burn, or walk up the stairs :D

I'll make you eat chocolate until you explode...

O_o uh-uhmmm I... I'm shocked, this calls for revenge.

I'll skin you alive with a vegetable peeler...

I'd probably bore you to death with my ability to ENDLESSLY TALK ABOUT RANDOM THINGS THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT.

I'd steal your sword and impale you with it, then my reindeer would trample you.

Your reindeer walks over you

I'd voodoo curse your reindeer and make him eat you... fwaha - don't like to get my hands dirty...

[edit] I'd set your pigtails on fire, like candle wicks, and tie you to chair... Slow and painful death for you, I'm afraid.

I'd let that mob of fangirls outside of your house come in and trample you in a frenzy to hug you. B)

I wouldn't do anything. c: I'd sit back and wait for her AIDS to kill her :P

I'd rig your trapeze equipment so it would break, and I'd replace safety net with barbed wire.

I'd yoink your hat and throw it like a ninja star. I mean, that hat is AWFUL SHARP.

(Lawl, my mortarboard was anyway back in the day.)