I'd shove your candycane down your throat causing you to die from insulinshock

I'd kick you in the head and run off. :P

Hmm Dirve a stake to your heart and throw you in the dead sea. .-.

I'd cause your lights to short circuit, electrocuting you.

Electrocute you with the lightbulbs!! :D

Or strangle you with them, if that was taking too long ;3

I would lie in wait for you while in a well-lit room and ambush you with a ninja-dirk in the back.

I'd garrote you with your ninja mask, then walk off like nothing happened.

I would stab this reindeer of yours, rip his antlers of and club you to death with them. Yay!

I'd probably have to pour a bucket of water on you. xD

I'd put some poisonous plants in your garden, and hope that you failed to notice.

My killer bunny would leap out of my purse and attack while I steal your sword and use it to decapitate you.

I'd use your scarf to strangle you, then I'd let my reindeer eat you. YES, THE REINDEER!

You see this plushie toy I'm holding? Yeah, I would shank you with it. :D

I would SMILE at you, point at the rainbow behind you and when you look strangle you with this nice little duct tape I have there.

I wouldn't want to.. but oh heck I'd hug you till you burn to death..:P

I'd eat your brains. Duh.

I'd spray "Happy Lovey Dovey Cutsy Wutsy Pinky" perfume on you and I know it'll do the trck :)

I'd slide poison needles out of my cast and throw them at you.

Poison. Needles.

I would drag down this mask of yours and push one of my favourite big dentures in your mouth. Then my little dark matterlings would start to fly around you and transform your materia into dark matter. What a pity that you won't survive this procedure... but in the end you would be a big smiling dark matter being! Isn't that great?

I'd pick up your penguin and use it as a stabbing weapon. I MAY BE THE YOUNGEST OF THE FLYING BRIGANDS BUT I'M STILL DANGEROUS!