27.Secretly cut the huge basket of rubber balls and shout"OMG you guys!They can't even build a ball basket right.Target is like so much better!"

...that probably wasn't funny...

29. Walk in with only one shoe on, then when the secerty person tries to stop you run over to the shoe section get a random shoe that doesn't match at all and yell 'Now I have two!' The Pokemon card one, and the one about K-Mart= my favs. Yet you have to find another person to do the Pokemon one with you so you can start playing right in front of the store after.

30. Move a wet floor sign to a carpeted area
31. Stand at the doors telling everyone that K-Mart is having a sale as they walk in.

32. Take a pregnancy test, attempt to return it by saying you weren't satisfied with the answer it gave you

32. Drop boxes of condoms into random people's carts and run like hell.

33. Go to the aquarium fish section and when a sales associate comes up, ask which fish will make the best fillet for your fish fry.

34. Station the cups with betta fish on random shelves and claim the betta army is watching you.

39. Go to the garden department and proceed to rip open all bags of manure and when asked by security pick up an object out of the bag and say "Ah, I knew I dropped that somewhere".

41. Wait until you see someone with a really nice, new, expensive looking car, then follow them in. After about 10 minutes, tap them on the shoulder and say in a slightly paniced voice "I'm sorry about what just happened to your car, but there was the chipmunk and the waffles and everything just went downhill from there. Then watch their reaction (: