100 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart.
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100 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart! Instant classic. And you [B]MUST MUST MUST[/B] keep your numbers in order AND number them! You're allowed to google but only when you can't think of any! 1: Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page customer "Mike Hunt", "I.C. Waenur", etc.
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Yours would be 2. This is . Start madly scratching yourself, then go up to someone and ask where the lice and rash remedies are.
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Hoarding Bottled Fairies
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Haha, nice one. 7. Raid the hardware things and have a paintball fight. Well. A paint fight really.
- Bring in a dead body and waltz with it in the middle of the food section.
- Working there and stealing atleast twice a week(I knew a guy that did that =x he got 3 years probation and hes banned from every walmart in the province for 10years, if he comes within 50 meters of a walmart he can go to prison!)
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Throw skittles @ people and yell "Taste the rainbow!"
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Put a dora doll in the middle of the store, hide and when a person goes to pick it up yell "Swiper no swiping!"
- Tell the manager that you prefer K-Mart, then run around the store singing a random song.
- Open every bar of "aero" and leave them all half eaten on the floor and when someone asks, yell "I CANT TASTE THE BUBBLES MELT THOUGH" XD
act like your a man eating dog. Or something like that.
- You place all the items on the conveyer thing ready to pay, they all are half eaten, you have crumbs all down you, the check out lady looks at you, you blame your baby.
- turn up the music so loud on the boom boxs until it hurts peoples ears lol me and my friends did that and ran
Ping me ;)
- Ask somebody that works there where they can find somebody to help them.
Okay, you guys, some of the ones you're posting are stupid. It has to be FUNNY. Not just steal and get caught ha ha ha. Not funny. 21. Take a shopping cart, and repeatedly run into the wall at full speed, yelling, "I'M GOING TO HOGWARTS!"
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- Walk in and start singing "I Wanna Fuck You" by Akon while you're waiting in the checkout line.
YES. THAT'S funny. 23. Steal a Wal-Mart shirt and try to check people out at closed check-out #'s.
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Hoarding Bottled Fairies
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24.go pee-pee on the babies in strollers wearing a bra and dora the explorer backpack
