You tossed your Unfinished Dessert into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Dull Red Low Rise Jeans!

You tossed your Watermelon Derpy Puppy Plushie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out

You tossed your Twilight Wheelieblades into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Black Vest and Shirt!

You tossed your Delicate Lime Wafer into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Dorky Patterned Tie!

You tossed your Midnight Ripauf Leave-In Conditioner into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Guilty Wallaby!

You tossed your 20th Anniversary Silver Kumos Cookie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out In the Forests!

You tossed your Random Balloon into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Donadak Hat!

You tossed your Twilight Harvester Beanbag into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Zorela!

You tossed your Black Seam Ripper into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Puli!

You tossed your Ketchup Coated Pretzel into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Skull Adorned Tie!

Well thank goodness I just got two copies of both cookies from Alexander so I don't have to worry about getting them from the Rift anymore (because it was never gonna happen)!

I don't think I'll bother posting my results here anymore but it was nice yeeting junk into the void with you all! :)

You tossed your Green Polar Bear Plushie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Red Belt!

I just got the Rift cookie from Alexander, the other not yet.

The odds were not in our favor, but I agree with Synth, the collective yeeting was great! Might still try to get it from the rift for the fun of it.

You tossed your Chaiki Plushie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Libra Pendant!

You tossed your Blue EyeScream Sleeping Mask into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Keiths Boxers!

....Yay?

Lucky Kumos Foot into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Subeta Jersey Shorts!

You tossed your Trash Can Plushie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your Lilac Aeanoid Root into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Fake Kanis Nose!

[edit] You tossed your Dawn Rubber Monster Mask into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Riftborn Dillema Plushie!

You tossed your 20th Anniversary Lilac Kumos Cookie into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out nothing at all. Guess you lost that one.

You tossed your White Slip Ons into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out Cancer Pendant!

You tossed your into the rift and a moment of calm is followed by a flash of red lightning, before the rift shoots out !

Finally! (I din't get any from Alexander yet)

You toss 1,000 sP into the Rift... After a few seconds, 917 sP comes flying out!