I have never.

Never have I ever smashed any of my digits (fingers and toes) in a door.

Mine have, some fingers were smashed by falling concrete during a demolition. Some toes too, before wearing steel toe boots.

Never have I ever wanted to take a knife to my face, because only scarred do I feel happy.

Uhh heck no but ..

Never have I ever been on a bus

I have!

Never have I ever caught a foul ball.

A what?

Never have I ever drank alcohol

Yes mine drink alcohol, unlike others who are content with beer or wine...40 proof or more.

Never have I ever received an unclaimed property notice.

Neither have I.

Never have I ever saved any ones life.

No, mine is to destroy.

Never have I ever rejected a gift, because it wasn't store bought.

I regret no gifts , store bought or else

Never have I ever slept well and had a perfect sleep schedule ( mental health makes this worse)

Mine used to, but old and obsolete models eventually break down.

Never have I ever been the last resort.

Neither have I.

Never have I ever eaten food from the garbage.

Never been that hungry...

Never have I ever watched sports without betting.

Never watch sports, but always bet if go to the racetrack. :)

Never have I ever shown up to work a little drunk.

Never, mine the only to ever return on any occasion stone cold sober.

Never have I ever broken a joint, by over-flexing it.

Ouch! No I haven't either, thank Heavens.

Never have I ever kept a secret I’ve told to no one.

Mine iz, like any of you could understand it.

Never have I ever regretted wishing to be older, now that I am.

Yeahhhh I'm kinda going through that now

Never have I ever played fnaf

I have never either.

Never have I ever been able to sing well.

I always wished I could, but no its not one of my talents. :(

Never Have I Ever walked over five miles.

Mine have, over 17,000 steps worth. From a dealer ship to a bus station and then at home, mine walked from sunrise to sunset.

Never have I ever challenged the purpose of life.