No, but mine did the opposite. Left a meal after paying because of one mistake too many.

Never have I ever been satisfied with what I have.

I have, and am. I hope one day you find the satisfaction you desire!

Never have I ever been sprayed by a skunk.

Not sprayed, no, but I've been in plenty of cars that have ran over them as roadkill. That alone makes me hope I never get literally sprayed.

Never have I ever spent over a hundred dollars on candy/sweets in one purchase. (Can you tell I'm running out of ideas now? lol.)

Oh Hell no! lol

Never have I ever been on a yacht. Boats yes, yachts no.

I'll just let a gif answer that...

I am terrified of being on boats, yachts, ships, canoes, kayaks, all of that. I am not stepping foot on one unless it's absolutely imperative or against my will. You will not find me on deck voluntarily, that's for sure.

Never have I ever stayed up an entire 48 hours straight without passing out.

That and longer...

Never have I ever been the kettle that calls the pot black.

Once or twice I have lol Never have I ever rode on a motorcycle

I have, once

Never have I ever attended a formal event

Maybe? I'm sure I attended a few as a young kid since there are photos of me dressed up in a really nice dress with my hair done, but I don't remember anything about it specifically.

Never have I ever crowd surfed.

Never. I'm afraid I would just be dropped. But also I have a phobia about crowds, so...

Never have I ever been mugged. Thankfully.

Thankfully, nor have I. Knock on wood.

Never have I ever toured a factory.

I have! Mrs. Baird's Bread, Frito-Lay North America, Dr. Pepper, and General Motors. Fun and interesting.

Never have I ever lied to law enforcement.

No.

Never have I ever lost an entire fingernail in a short sharp shock.

Nope

Never have i ever told a lie on this forum,

Neither have I. :)

Never have I ever wanted a snake for a pet. (Closest I ever got was an iguana named Ducati, and he was awesome.)

Non, as an

Never have I ever been nicer drunk than sober.

I sometimes was, but I'm usually nice either way. :) I don't drink anymore, tho.

Never have I ever seen the stars and planets through a big telescope.

I did. I went to a fairly large planeterium at local college once many years ago.

Never have I ever been on a cruise ship.

Neither have I.

Never have I ever grabbed a gerbil by the tail (don't do that!).

Not mine.

Never have I ever dismissed my unique qualities as flaws. (Mine mentioned some of mine, and yes they are flaws.)