That would be nice.

A Word Search Puzzle Book?

Hmm...what does one do with a finished edition? Mine would opt for a digital version.

Pour a Foster's into a toilet, and say "Alcohol Abuse"?

LMAO!!!! But since I'm sober 40 years (OMG that's scary...I feel so old reading that!) I have to say that's actually a great thing to do with it.

Go on your absolute dream vacation with all expenses paid with whomever you wish, but there is a couple with a baby accompanying you?

Leave it, Alone in the Wilderness.

A phone call, from someone you gknow who wants to talk to you? (Not spam...)

Always! But so damned tired of the freaking spam calls! They should make them illegal. Growl

A free subscription to daily crossword puzzles that you can pick the subject, but you can't choose the difficulty?

Leave it. I'm no good at crosswords even without being dyslexic.

A tapas dinner?

Mine take it, it'll be an improvement over the slop mine survived a few minutes ago.

A prime TCG deck custom made for your character? (One of mine back burner projects for Vioan Soldier.)

I'd take it as long as someone can help me learn how to win with it. I am hopless at every form of TCG.

Build a Lego set you designed yourself?

Mine largest creation to date is a pair of Vioran/Bionicle hybrids, akin to the early Rahi. Mine place them on par with a character named Keetongu, but place them in opposite paths.

Mine would try to post a link from mine imgur, maybe later.

Mine would prefer not to see them made a buyable set, mine own appraisal is they're quite simple in design. Mine does not like the idea of mine characters made commercial.

A southpaw'd car? (Driver on the right side)

I'd take it. All cars in the UK have the driver on the right of the car as we drive on the left. :)

Your choice of kids glasses frames in adult sizes?

Nah. Mine prefer to never need glasses again.

A movie series well into double digits? (Imagine...Fast and Furious 99...)

like a tv show but movie style. id probably try it once. but only if the quality is the same.

only long haired dogs.

Leave it. They are adorable but the care they need is way above what I can give.

A Subeta plot once a year?

Take it. :)

Free pet slot?

Leave it.

Make gender-less pets an achievement worth earning again?

I know many people would say yes, and I might too just to get the ach. But asap afterwards I would change the gender to whatever it was before. :)

Make achievements for the number of Spotlight Wins in groups, going higher with appropriate prizes? (I would LOVE that!)

Mine not interested in spotlight wins.

Savor your sweet revenge, for 25 to life?

Never.

Ability to read minds?

Nope, might be to much stuff I don't want to know lol

the Ability to fly

Leave it. I've seen graphs of flight paths. I'm not dealing with those kinds of drivers.

A bubble bath in a quiet spa?