yes i believe we all know that a good Ball is always welcome hahahahha :P laughs to self..mmmm damn just thinking..shakes head to clear my mind..looks in the gutter..ohh there it is.

Right back at you, babe. ❤

oh V - the gutter is usually filled with water so it kinda cleans your mind :) Sticks mine back down there. :) ❤ :D

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Lady Frieda told me about the bowling balls and spilling her flaming alcoholic drink which caused the ballroom to catch fire. See what I've had to put up with all her life? (I wouldn't trade my experiences for anything mind you, I'm not complaining in the least! HA!) You simply cannot begin to believe some of the things that little rascal has gotten us into.

Sometime, if I get enough whiskey in me and you can tolerate me having to take a pipe break every so often, I will tell you the story of how she was sacrificed to Merena and how I got her out of that mess....

But I want to dance.

Success! You have asked the mysterious stranger () for a dance and they are not completely repulsed by your short stature and fluffy brown tail. You have seven minutes before you can trip them again with same fluffy brown tail .

hahaha smiles at your mind as we are CLEANING our minds in the gutter..hmmm now i DONT really think it will work that way (((((hugs))))

yes the B52 bombers that lit up the ballroom and THAT is how the fire retardent was sprayed all over and the oil bananas and that made a very slippery mess!!!

ded of laughing XD

Edit: Twice. 's fault.

I am not sure wild fuzzy butt weasel girls, I had 2 dogs I used to call them, my hairy butt girls. My Dad heard me call them that, and he laughed. After that he asked about the hairy butt girls. fluffy pancakes mmmm

snickers snort with you i used to always say my 'lil fuzzbutt'

Reading this...

I've heard it said..."Get your mind out of the gutter...."

and the best response is always, "Why? So yours can float past?"

But I don't get how a good Ball makes one's mind float in the gutter. I've seen on Violet's older posts where she makes reference to Ball and Biscuit, a blues song by Jack White, and so I surmise that a ball has sexual overtones. REDACTED And, by the way, I wasn't actually making reference to any personal experiences just now, because if I was, I wouldn't get any candied walnuts.

[edit] I had to redact some things there because my candied walnuts were teleported instantly off the table where I am sitting. I fear Lady Frieda read that post and used her 'lurking device' to (dope slap) me .... [/edit]

Success! You have cajoled the mysterious stranger() to a dance, and have 7 minutes before you can trip again .

hahahha so yours can float past ..well said ...and ooo i know how you love your candied walnuts..mmmi like them too on a salad of fresh greens slivered redonions and candied walnuts...but i BET you eat them right as they are being a lil weasel and all!! AND ya right this doesnt come from own experience ..i know how much you love frieda!!

You all are destroying me. XD

And I need to GET OUT of the wardrobe. D=

: Yes, I love her. She's a ball! : Yes, Lady Frieda's best friend Madison gave her the nickname Little Miss Fuzzy Butt. Her other best friend Li Li called her "Fuzzy-Tail-Cute-Female-Attached" or "FTCFA". Madison calls her "Micro Skunk" or "Mini" for short. I've always called her Little One, since she was a baby. The looks her friends get when calling Lady Frieda those names in front of the Elders or the Woodland Council. Hilarious!

: forget it. Once in the Wardrobe, you'll be stuck there for days. Lady Frieda spent three days coming up with her Rave outfit for last night. She has WAY too much stuff to be able to sort through it all. Thousands upon thousands of items. She has pages and pages of just hair items...that she'll NEVER wear because anything but platinum blond just looks hideous on her. ( to her that is). I swear, I need to set up a little bed and night stand and desk in her wardrobe sometimes.

gravely We are sisters in this...well, cousins...I mean I'll wear stuff. But there's a lot of: "Why did I buy this? What was I thinking? Guess I'd better keep it till I remember" happening.

Ffff...I had other things to do today.

: LOL ! You have it just as bad as she does! Lady Frieda's a wardrobe hoarder. She wears the things she got as gifts, but honestly, who needs every color of jelly head squid? But who am I to give advice about a girl's fashion, right? I'm just the mate.

You know, though, I wish they made tail ribbons...I'd get her every color of tail ribbon if they made them in different colors. You know those ribbons that tie right at the base of the tail, right next to the buttocks....holy moly...those are so awesome. I could watch her tail with a tail ribbon all day, every day.....

I do indeed. trying not to grin Do you...need a minute? XD

hiya! Success! You have invited the mysterious stranger to a dance, and have 5 minutes before you can dance again. I haven't been drinking as much so your tail should be fine :) they say great minds think alike but I say, good friends meet in the gutter. I mean, half the fun of friendship is pulling each other out of there (all nice and clean) :) I don't know why but BALL humor just never gets old :)

: Um...no, I'm good. It's just that, to a little Weasel-boy, not unlike myself, tail-watching is simply mesmerizing. So much so, that we can get a little crazy sometimes...do the whole jumpy-spinny-insanity thingie (mistakenly called the Weasel War Dance. Let me tell you right now, there's nothing warlike about it, it's temporary tail insanity.) when a particularly hypnotizing tail walks by. Frieda's tail is one of those rare coma-inducing tails that can cause this effect simply just thinking about it. ...

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What was I talking about?

: Oh, you are a fine dancer! It's me who needs to look out for his tail, I'm somewhat of a clod about it. I never had proper tail-training as a youngster. I once got it entangled in my crossbow and nearly shot myself into enemy territory. You're good. A little alcohol makes everything alright. I think it's time to order a whiskey. I wonder if they have any Irish?

Huzzah! You have somehow managed to succeed to avoid failing in clumsily engaging the mysterious stranger () in a rhythmic ceremonial ritual, and have 540 seconds before you can clod-hop about again.

Great. Just great. You finished dancing with one person without killing them, then puffed up by your mediocre performance you take it upon yourself to embarrass yourself into asking yet another unsuspecting victim, the ever amiable and beautifully mysterious () for another dance. Now she is obliged to "dance" with you for another interminable nine minutes.

Success! You have invited the mysterious stranger (fabulousviolet) to a dance, and have 5 minutes before you can dance again.

Success! You have invited the mysterious stranger () to a dance, and have 8 minutes before you can dance again.

weldon i would dance nine mnutes with you anytime!! Debonair and handsome...oh myblush..hmmm my skin has just flushedfsnaps open my fan ans fans face* ,,,yes we have been supporting each other for some time now huh through a myriad of hudlum tiddley winks that luckily never landed any of us in jail hahahah

FYI and I have our bail money raised and saved a long time ago, for just in case shenanigans that we didnt plan on but we got crazy and wild. Fun dancing with you! I give my human and pet kids nickname, my family has always done that. My current dog/child is so sweet he answers to anything just dont call him late to dinner. Boy never misses a meal, and is a mooch. I took him with me on an errand, people walk by its like your teasing him. He begs everyone who goes bye to pet and give him TLC, I feel bad I cant allow until COVID is over. His name is Rondo not a fan, middle son's choice. So I called him, Ronnie or Runty McGee.

hhaha good idea with the b ail money put aside..just dont you two take it to vegas n try to double it.that rarely happens!! Your bowling ball took a great turn from lane bowling to rotten mean gossiping girls bowling(whoever they might have been idk)..they made our lil sad and we wont have that..so YA you best save that fund.. you a lil feisty one too? :)we will throw you right in the mix here (((hug)))