Subeta is slow because all that yummy Fireside food makes everyone sleepy, groggy and slow.

The site is so slow because the servers have gained sentience and they're angry that we don't worship them appropriately.

Neo put a curse on them ;)

Why is subeta so slow at the moment?

Meepits from Neo have escaped and are trying to make a new home here.

The staff are all cats, they get distracted chasing the mouse around.

Why is subeta so slow at the moment? Because the staff left the servers on the stove while cooking their turkey and it melted large, gaping holes in them.

Pssst, they may look cute and innocent, but secretly Scootles are slowing down Subeta. Or where these Experiment 008's? Better open the rooms to the main subeta computer to check it out.

Subeta is so slow because they are watching a race of slugs on Valium.

Subeta is so slow that they are coming in third in a two site programming challenge.

Subeta is so slow because the site want me to stay up later rather than go to bed early!

The staff thought they got rid of all the Free Beers but one was on the desk and spilt on the server's circuit board.

Why is subeta so slow at the moment?

It's taking inspiration from Slowpoke.

because the s from the bathhouse have taken over haha.

Why is subeta so slow at the moment? It's not. The rest of the world has just gotten faster. They're currently working on it though, so hopefully, subeta is going to catch up with the rest of the world soon.

Subeta is so slow because the hamsters who are spinning the wheels to keep it running ran out of carrots to motivate them.

There is a molasses plant next to where the servers are stored and... well let's just say there have been meltdowns of different kinds in both buildings.

Why is subeta so slow at the moment? Because when I have a minute to get online to do daily's etc the site is going to be so slow Because the lagmonster is stomping on the site Because the bugs were hungry and ate some of the code

The site is so slow because Santa's elves haven't been pulling their weight lately.

Maybe they replaced the staff with turtles?

omg this made my day haha yeah the meepits, only reason! XD haha i cant <3 xD

And... round 15 is over! Just in time for the winner to use their 250 CSC for the last day of the black friday sale.

I had a good laugh readig all the answers, I'm sure the truth is somewhere in there. And this week winner is... it's pretty clear those meepits are up to no good. prize :

Trivia's winner is (out of 20 correct answers), who gets The answer was: 120 - 130 million years ago for the first kind of bees

The winning jokes : Dolphins are highly intelligent animals. American scientists proved that after only a brief time in captivity, they are able to train humans to stand at the edge of the pool and toss them bits of fish.- I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said "thank you". I said "don't mention it".- I buy all my guns from a guy named T-Rex… He’s a small arms dealer- “Black Friday: Because only in America do people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.”- What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No-el.-

ROUND 16 : Forum - What's your favorite song at the moment?

Trivia - How many breeds of dog are there worldwide? Trade Lot

Grab Bags Just offer on one of the trades with a joke (any kind). Trade Lot - Trade Lot - Trade Lot - Trade Lot - Trade Lot You can enter as many trades as you want, as long as you try a different joke each time. The best joke gets the trade. You can recycle last round jokes as long as they didn't win.