2020 Jokes, smiles and huggles hang out continued
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Me too! 😆
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& Your so welcome =)
Enjoy =)
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Husband:
My wife is missing.
She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my Jeep.
Sergeant: What kind of Jeep was it?
Husband: (sobbing) It's a 2010 Rubicon with Sprintex Supercharger with Intercooler, DiabloSport T-1000 Trinity Programmer, Teraflex Falcon 3.3 Shocks ,1350 RE Reel Drive Shafts, Method 105 Bead Locks, Toyo 37" X 13.5" Tires, Custom Olympic Off Road Front Bumper, Olympic Off Road Smuggler Rear Bumper with tire carrier, Seward Radius 4s LED Light, Seward 12" LED Light bar, 50" LED Light bar with, sPod LED switch pod with Boost gage,, Rigid LED Lights, 15# Power Tank, Rock Hard Cage, Rock Hard Under Armor, Posion Spyder Sliders, Posion Spyder Crusher Fenders, Posion Spyder Evap Armor, Posion Spyder Extreme Duty Trans-Mount Cross Member, Bushwacker rear armor, 5.13 Gears, Magnum 44 Front Axle, Off Road Evolution "C" Gussets, Cobra 75 CB Radio, Warn 10K on Front and 8K Winch on Rear, Bartact Seat Covers, Delta Quad Bar Xenon Headlamps,Tantrum LED Offroad Rock Lights, Teraflex HD Tie Rod, Teraflex Falcon Steering Stabilizer, Teraflex Alpine Long Control Arms Front & Rear, Teraflex 4" springs, Teraflex JK Performance Slotted Big Rotor Kit, TeraFlex Monster HD Forged Front Adjustable Trackbar, Teraflex Front & Rear Brake Line Kit, Teraflex Bump Stops Front & Rear, Surprise Straps, Hothead Headliner, Teraflex D-44 Diff Covers, Wild Boar Grille, Rigid Ridge Hood, Drake Hood Latch's & a Tuffy Security Drawer...... (At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.)
Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your Jeep.
I'm not done cutting all my cakes! Looks like the NPCs are loosening, I got four Morty cards.
Just got home, and my chores await...
How did he get married in the first place?
😆 My husband loved it too!
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I love the song. "How did he get married in the first place?" that's a good question Abrazos =) I'm so glad you & your husband liked it. :D
Just finished Tuesday's quests, and only got one Morty card and two amulets, with no great rewards. They sure have been stingy the past few days!
That is a real bummer. I am sorry. I have been slacking hard on questing lately. I need to get back into it.
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My day was okay. How was yours? Lately, I am lucky if I get one monty card and a couple of times last week I got none.
Good one and I am also wondering how he got married in the first place :D I love the pic you are using as your signature!
Hi everyone! Haha! I love that! Funny! Thanks for sharing xD
waves to you Nice to see you!
Simple is always good :)
Hello! I love that Anne of the Green Gables quote! I read the book a while ago I think. It’s quite nice. Hope you had a wonderful day as well. I miss the nice rewards for quests. Not many morty cards for me either last couple of days.
Thank You, My sister-in-law used the witch on facebook I liked it so much when I seen it I wanted to use it here. about the joke ,I seen it on facebook & thought you would like it because I did. =) I'm glad you liked it. =)
Hello all! 👋 Glad it's not just me getting low prizes lately. I was beginning to wonder!
Going to try to squeeze in a bit of fun here before starting a busy day. It's supposed to be a bit cooler, so hopefully the sun won't try to kill me while I'n doing errands. 😆 Hope you all have a great Wednesday!
Anne of Green Gables is one of my favorite books -- the entire series is wonderful. I reread them all every few years or so. Such gentle, lovely books!
I see you got rid of the "Mtn" that none of us could seem to get right. LOL I loved the "Anne of Green Gables" tv series.
[center]"You can't wait until life isn't hard anymore before you decide to be happy."
LOL I decided since "Gypsi" was available, I'd splurge on it! I never considered looking when I first made my account.
The TV series was really good! I like the books even better, but I can't imagine the characters any other way than from the show.
I've never read the books. How's it going today? It's still hot as heck here. GRRRRRRRRRR
[center]"You can't wait until life isn't hard anymore before you decide to be happy."
Errands are done and I didn't die. . . it's hit 99° though, so I'll be staying in the house the rest of the day! LOL All well with you?
Same here!!! XD Although it seems everything in my morning went wrong, things have seemed to straightened themselves out now.
[center]"You can't wait until life isn't hard anymore before you decide to be happy."
I bought some tools, some work clothes, and odd things to work on other tasks. One pair of work pants...from an entire display that fit me. Good thing my list of school supplies is short.
Day 927 a Bathhouse token...
When I was out doing errands today, I found chocolate-covered pumpkin spice caramels -- my three favorite sweet flavors all in one! They are so amazing that I'm having a terrible time not eating them all today!
Yuck to your bad morning! That was how my Monday was. Glad things straightened out for you.
Sounds like you had a productive morning! I usually hate shopping in general, clothes shopping in particular, and if it's for clothing that is required, I hate it even worse.
I made out well, at the AC I found [pet not found] to eventually make an Angelic Illumis. As a Dawn Manchu he won out as well as being born about six years ago. I'll debate whether he stays male or make any change...
Clothes shopping can be harrowing if you're average size. Almost everything I find is Large or more. But those pants...I rarely spend that much for any single article of clothes.
And my room went from being the wreck of the Hesperos, to just under controlled chaos. My niece wanted to do something other than stay put.
Hi All, It's Thursday Evening the 3rd. Still so cold here. Average day is 8 degree Celsius and the Nights drop to 2 degree Celsius harsh Hail Storms too. It's started to bother me, so next week i'm going for a Holiday. Wanaka It's a place in the South Island. Namesake Lake and views of Snow capped Mountains:D Wanaka is the Gateway into the Southern Alps, Mount Aspiring National Park. (Think LOTR scenery) I feel lets embrace the Lingering Winter and Shoo the Winter Blues away. A place with the word 'Aspiring' is needed.
It is not Halloween this this side of the Globe, because it's "Spring" with harsh undertones of Winter... Ive taking up the Inktober Challenge This is the 3rd year doing this. Each day of October you Ink/draw/paint etc in a Book. You take 1 word each day and Challenge yourself to produces some Art! Do try it! :P (Pukana)
Hahaha! thats funny as! Tankcou for that. Hope you are well me hearty. 🌷
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