Hello nvlb, I have charged my computer after months, and I'm back!...... You guys are like my only form of entertainment on Subeta, and I'm bored, so hi!
Mabel, I have very keen powers of observation. For example, just by smelling your breath, I can tell that you have been eating... an entire tube of toothpaste?
Zoliya "the Janitor"
Sometimes, MK operations do not go as smoothly as intended.
Luckily, it doesn't matter how much evidence you leave behind;
because the Janitor will still be hungry after eating the bodies
and probably the furniture and carpets besides.
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Guillaume ("GHEE-awm")'s initial role was simply accounting, organizing the MK's chaotic cashflow. Since then he has taken on the management of all the finance (payroll, purchasing, expenses, accounts, inventory, investments, and general money laundering) that a zombie cyberpunk mercenary biker gang needs.
An Upper-Ziaran toff born and bred, the polite fiction among his original social circle is that he suffers from an unfortunate "skin condition". It's such a shame, he used to love going out, and oh he was a great dancer back in the day. And he would do all sorts of exotic pasttimes down on Subeta, even swimming. He's such a recluse nowdays, the poor man, nobody's seen him in months ... thank Shinwa.
Skin condition:

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Coming from power and privilege, carrying the absolute assurance of the rich, Guillaume is not well-liked among the Muertekings. His role as denier of the more outlandish purchase requests and poker-into-of-business doesn't help, either.
Annoyingly, though, the worst that you could fairly insult him with is "snob" and "arrogant". Damn the man, he keeps being reasonable. So maybe he's not a coward for not being a fighter, nor disloyal for not living at HQ ... but he really should wear the jacket, ffs!
Even so, things undeniably run smoother with him around. Everyone gets the correct wages on the dot, in their currency of choice. All the necessities are reliably stocked, many supplies are better than before, and budget emergencies are merely a setback, not a disaster. Best of all, he deals with all the paperwork and sums so that nobody else has to.
If he's ever quietly fudged the numbers in their favour to top up the kitty, I'm sure it was purely so that he could write it off on his taxes as a charitable donation.
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The Poet
Also known as Bird, Birdie, or "That damn nuisance" For reasons best known to himself, this Fevermore hangs around the Muertekings, usually acting as a lookout. He cannot fly much at all, but climbs quite well and if you find him a suitably decorative spot, will perch for hours looking byronic, or trying to. Has been known to give people poetry instead of reports, or report in the form of poetry. Usually found near Mr Smileys place, waiting for a job.
Connections: 🐦 Mr Smiley actually likes his poetry! 🐦 Has been known to go dirtbiking with Slicks. Has composed limericks about Slicks. 🐦 Chary has threatened to turn him into a feather duster if he tries to read her poetry when she needs to know if the coast is clear One More Time.

Note to self: put Avery here when they deign to give more information Avery, catburglar extraordinaire. Goes by they/ them. Very private. Private Outfit
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This is Duncan. He was a zombie. He got attacked and cured against his will. The experience was very traumatic and he doesnt remember much except terror. After mk reassured him that he wasnt losing his space, he is trying to decide which strain he wants.
[Dance=Kiarda] [Tot=Kiarda]
Friends of MK


Kitara, or K1tt-3 is a Feli friend of Medusas, and contact for the Muertekings. Her eye was damaged in an industrial accident, and she herself was a casualty in the cover up that followed.
The Pirate knew Mal before he became a zombie.
He hires MK to make sure his cargo doesn´t grow legs and walk off, as the police tend to ask inconvenient questions about ownership and customs when you report a theft.
The First Mate
An imposing figure, the First Mate is The Pirates right hand, making sure everything goes smoothly. She has a thing going on with Mal, and they make as much time as they can to spend together whenever she is in Ziara.
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Diana is a tough girl who is ready to claw her way to the top. She is relatively new to the Muertekings, but she grew up doing martial arts before she got infected, so she knows how to kick and make it hurt. Just don't tell her that marital arts tends to be more structured than street brawls.
Her dream is to be the next Kaiju. She is already working on her brand - she leaves a white dragon on the walls, wears a dragon on her back, and the same white dragon can be found on her hover bike.
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Yes, that´s her name. You may call her Nuclear if you must use spoken words. She herself prefer holographic text. She lives near the core of a disused nuclear power sation the MK use as a base, and for a fee, she will tell you the best way to reach your goals.
She will neither confirm nor deny being able to see the future.
Customers, and MK unwilling to be irradiated interact with her by way of holograms she projects a safe distance from herself.
💚 Slicks keeps her company sometimes. Perhaps that has something to do with her eerily accurate predictions? 💚 She lived at the base long before Mk took it over, and knows Mombie. 💚 She keeps multiple nuclear pets as well as some drones to bring her information. 💚 She has hologram projectors/receivers scattered all through Mk HQ, so she can project herself among her friends and project images of them back to herself.
Round-up of Pun's characters. All three of them!
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oh perfect! it'll go nicely with her other... professional texts.
It´s important to keep studying. (Mal definitely own Viruses 101.)
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Ashton owns and operates a bar in Lower Ziara. His bar is relatively new, and since its specifically made for zombies, he hires the Muertekings for security, in case people decide to give his zombie patrons a hard time. He is perfectly capable of mixing drinks fit for the Living, but he has more fun catering to zombie tastes.
And if the Muertekings decide to partake in illegal activities in his bar, Ashton can look the other way.
Finally a bar Mal and Red Eyes won´t get banned from.
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Duncan has decided! He wants freckle fever, so next Survival he will be looking for nibbles!! He is going stir crazy cooped up in hq all the time and has been entertaining ideas such as tagging along on the noodle heist or rift jumping with Slicks.
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Chary is paying The Masseuse a visit! Private Outfit I wanted to take a stab at those flickery projections, so here´s an unoccupied bath for better visibility Outfit Not Found And another angle, perhaps Private Outfit
(if she's feeling moderately less charitable, she'll point out that one largely gets what they pay for, and the baths are free*. [sub]*as far as you know[/sub]
You should come to the discord , we do a lot more character talking there!