My day off today. Been a good week. Still dealing with the same stuff though haha
I'm okay, not much of interest here. "Akamai APIs for expiring their caches" I don't know what that means haha.
same here haha
dealing with migraines on and off otherwise okay. YOu?
hope the day off is fun. -snugs-
ok you know how sometimes Subeta gives you a Cloudflare error? Akamai is, like Cloudflare, a provider of a thing called a CDN:
So basically it's a system that puts a cache of the web page closer to the users around the world, so they don't have to go thousands of miles to get every bit of data on the internet site, but can get it maybe hundreds of miles away instead, and therefore faster. But maybe what's in the cache is old and outdated. So then I have to figure out how to notify it to check for a newer version.
Kind of like... imagine your job is to read a book to people. It's a magic book and you have the only copy in existence; it has a paragraph about everyone where you live, and it magically updates when something about the person changes, and new pages magically appear when someone moves to your area, and pages disappear when a person moves away or dies.
So people call you on the phone and ask for a person's name and you read them the page about that person. But it's expensive for everyone to call you long distance, so your employer hires Akamai to do a sort of relay with you: they have a person stationed in every area in the world, and when someone wants to know about a person in your area, instead of calling you directly, they call Akamai's local representative.
If no one called that local rep about that person before, they call you, you talk to them, and they relay the information to their local caller. If they already asked you about that person before though, they just read the information you gave them last time. So eventually, that person changes jobs and you need to tell Akamai that there's new information about that person, and the next time someone calls asking, Akamai will need to call you back for an update, not just give the old info they had from before.
So that's the web server's job and Akamai's service metaphorically :)
Thanks, I’ll try. Kinda trying to sort out some problems today
hehe I'm a cowboy baby ;) which ones? sounds like a "fun" task
the funny thing is he's German so you can imagine the thick German accent trying to sound American cowboy HAHA it would be brilliant
it's so "fun" I wonder why I volunteered for it but then again it's more fun for me than a lot of jobs other people do. 😁
haha yeah there's some really "fun" jobs out there so hopefully you like it well enough <3
Not sure yet, trying to figure out what they all are and how bad they are
I am hoping to get it figured out, get it written up and then not think about it again for a few months till they change it and I have to start over ;)
good luck
haha good plan. Also love the ha
he's also bi ;)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Oooh, nice ;) Also accurate to original "cowboys." Thank you ! And thank you for the amazing gifts ❤️
^.^ long history of bi-ness. is bi-ness a word? haha well you knew what I meant :D You're so welcome my friend <3 I hope you have an amazing day filled with cowboys and chocolate... chocolate flavoured cowboys too lol redheaded as well ;)
Long history of queerness. "Cowboys" were mostly men of color (mostly being Mexican and Native American), and a good portion were queer (I mean come on, men living off with one another away from society and raising farm animals ? Pretty obvious). The idea of them being white and straight came from Hollywood; similar to how they shaped the way we see pirates. Mmm chocolate.
-giggles- -pretends to sound shocked- In seriousness though it was a good way to keep the relationships private without people judging. Same with pirates really--so many months away at sea... mhm... I mean a lot of explorers weren't white... Well I'm still wondering (not actually) how Jesus became white in most pictures. Cos yeah, kinda doubt that.
hehe xd
:/