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When wedding cake is on sale, obviously.
Why do fish live underwater?
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It is wiser to book hotel rooms a year in advance for the most popular concerts.
What is a ballpoint pen?
Interesting style there, fire enough bullets and hope to hit something.
How do you fight something as unstoppable as change?
With a box of 64 count Crayola crayons that are all the same color.
Why do dogs bark?
So they can sneak up on trees.If dogs didn't bark like all trees do, the trees would spook and lumber away.
Why do cats meow?
Many soldiers on both sides repeatedly gave their lives fighting for their countries.
Am I the only freak who hates sports?
Fisherman's knots.
How does one keep their memory sharp into older age?
With the much more elusive Ockeghem's Whetstone.
How much kneading is enough?
Your gift is a pack of batteries, the toy is not included.
Why do you fight, when you know you'll lose?
I'm still practicing those 10-hit combos!
Are giant pandas bears or raccoons?
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Humans are stuck on this planet every bit as much as koalas are stuck near eucalyptus and pandas are stuck near bamboo. Instead of trying to distinguish the three alien forms, we should either pity them all, or maybe point and laugh. Tardigrades for the win!
What is the meaning of love?
Chocolate. Chocolate fixes EVERYTHING.
What is the weather forecast for tomorrow?
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July group!
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs of course.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
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I can only wonder which gets you first, the dingos or the ants.
What will the machines that replace command look like?
The first machines to start the robot uprising will actually be sexbots--so they'll all be buxom and covered in flesh-toned silicone.
How much loose change do I have in my pocket?
i was sick, but now i'm well again, and there's work to do...
Wooden or aluminum bats. The preference is as important as your knowledge of how to use them.
How does the average smoker kick the habit?
Unlikely, this model is obsolete.
Are zombies real?
By kicking the ashtray!
Edit: Whoops. Wasn't fast enough!
Yes, zombies are real, but not as the movies depict them. Real zombies eat grains, but this was misinterpreted as "brains"!
What are clouds made of?
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