Banned for walking around in the buff!

banned for banning ME

is banned for scaring small children (and some of the adults) with your smile.

banned for pulling off freckles with kimono (and failing to file the 're-ban the banned banner' form in triplicate with the carbons still attached)

You are banned for poking someone on the 5th hour of the 5th day of the 5th month! I read that in a book once. [item2=How to Slap and Poke People]

banned for polishing their horns (and for failing to also listen to the audiobook)

banned for skipping a day of sun worshipping.

Banned for looking awesome

Banned for painting the roses red!

banned for wearing green

Banned for wonton use of non-euclidean geometry

Caught! The was a hail of icedaemons in R'lyeh on the last geometrical permits day so I didn't even apply.

Banned for curling her tail clockwise.

banned for stealing everyone else's beer

banned for eating those mushrooms just before visiting grandma

banned from yelling really loud while pulling wax strips off your chest.

banned for poking people with your pointy antlers

but I like wearing odd pokey things on my head and the urge is to great! :P

Banned from telling people to look into the light Carol Ann.

Banned for being too cute, turning people into mindless drones and trying to take over the world.. starting with Subeta!

banned for not calling her mother willow and instead only visiting her grandmother willow

Banned because pink is your favorite color