banned for discovering the secrets of the universe

You are banned for trying to steal the Declaration of Independence from Nicholas Cage.

you are banned for trying to wage war on the Smurfs for their smurfberries

Your banned for causing a mess

banned for being too sparkly

You are banned because you are scantily clad!

banned for breathing

BANNED for plagiarizing the son of man (I really love it, btw)

You are banned for sticking needles in that poor ragdolls head. It's voodoo sorcery, I tell you! :P

you are banned for forcing that poor cat into a purrito! ;)

for matching too well

banned for cancelling her boobies

banned for public indecency. C'mon man, really?

banned for using so much oil and gasoline to power yourself

Banned for making me feel fashionably threatened in the field of undead dress up

banned for having a criminally adorable leash pet 😭💙

banned for being so blue without a license for melancholy

no shirt, no shoes, no service, you're banned until you put a shirt on!

banned cuz PUNS

thats fair but... Oh shoot, you're banned because you brought a gun!