banned for owning a goat outside of goat season.

banned for souping up the fuel in their rocket-skates with dark matter, without adequate adult supervision

, banned for hoarding all the clovers.

(this is fun)

Banned for wearing roller skates.

banned for losing all the rest of her sheep but the one. She claims first that she "forgot" and then claimed that Mary Mary was responsible. We know better.

Banned for public nakedness.

banned for not clearing that her lamb's collar is up to code with the Healthy Lamb Collars Association

(Hey, I'm trying.)

banned for trying

"banned for trying" lmao

banned for wearing a mask at night without a permit

banned for having the same star mole as me

, banned for clearing it with staff.

banned for having less than the required amount of piercings, tears, and holes.

banned for being boring

banned for failing to ban me in an efficient and timely manner. Five days!

banned for not having a life.

Banned for having too many slits in their trousers.

banned for not playing the ban-someone-for-entirely-random-reasons game....and wanting to dance.

banned for just plain living. (it had to go there eventually)

banned for obvious ban aversions.

banned for being only brown

banned for accessing the site from underwater