I tricked you into a marriage so I'd have somebody to haunt people with and not feel so lonely. Sorry about that!

For an alliance between our empires. Instead of going through with the wedding, though, you ran off to a beach somewhere.

does this thing with their thing to me in that very spot that just drives me wild every single time.

our vacation was never interrupted by ravening carnivorous zombies, so it may have more than just paintball capability. But no way would I spoil our fun, so there'd be no way for you to know for sure that's what was going on with the unexcused absences.

It was a beach vacation, all great fun with the sun in our eyes, running across hot sand playing some paintball (...right?). Couldn't resist, we just had to elope!

I couldn't resist a badass with a nice car. I’m pretty sure my parents won’t approve.

....GOOD.

Found chained up in a dungeon and ended up as a ridiculously hilarious escape sequence that involved a fake marriage... that somehow was not fake because the person running the marriage scam was doing a scam where a real marriage is masked as a fake one...

plays quite divinely, my family manufactures pianos

knows how lit my fuse

you can take me to take a look at the outer space :o and you probably rule a couple planets and galaxies, so you'd be an interesting contact :b,

sUcH a ReBeL

Snipin's a good job mate, and two assassins are better than one :D

brings me only the finest exotic snakes from their wildlife adventures.

Both night owls and can get along just fine with you serpent companion

Justifiable blackmail. I caught doing repeated tricks in my rose greenhouse that was causing them to bloom black when I needed red ones to sell to florists and red when I needed black ones to sell to goths. I made her marry me instead of me reporting her to the fox authorities. Now my roses are always the needed color.

Experimentation (the science-y kind), hope you didn't think I was in it for love, that would be ridiculous.

strictly for insurance purposes before they had that unfortunate accident.

in order to not-get-eaten

Because you are often very creative with your answers.

Because I love the smell of flowers

because she was so mysterious and capivating

I married Because I wanted the secrets of her peony garden to sell on the black market.