We're on holiday and I love her pretty hair. <3

Because she looked sad and troubled. As my role as the Niflheimr, I went up to her to comfort her and have her feel the warmth of love. Not too long after, however, was she able to return what I had given her. We got married in the edge of Niflheim

Because you looked powerful and capable of protecting me, but you turned out being too cold :b

: Because I might need to cut some trees down at some point and hey, why do it myself when this strapping lad can do a better job of it than I can? :)

Because promised to hide all of my emeralds where nobody else but us could ever find them.

because we get to live at the bottom of the ocean away from capitalism

They had a dog

Because showed me to a magical world, and I never want to leave.

Because I love a full mustache! 😆

because opposites attract and you're red hot baby!

heck yes, though I'm mildly concerned for my HA's safety, yours looks positively faelike ngnfjgnfj.

a stable and ready supply of hair styling tips and equipment to steal

was ready to par-tay and had just the right dance moves to sweep me away!

alot of fun to be around and I love brushing your hair and your kitty is basically a family member to me

I’ll be honest- I just wanted your money.

we fell in love two weeks ago and wanted to defy my parents who said it wouldn't last.

Anyone who could afford a neon silver forehead-butt projector like is rather wealthy. For the money.

I don't remember what happened last night, but we found a marriage certificate on the nightstand this morning. ;)

promised me freedom from eternal damnation

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