I found the only pic of French Fry as a kitten.
http://i.imgur.com/Ll47FWf.jpg
I had him for four months, he died on tax free weekend.
I used to tease my dog with a laser. She would think it's a bug, and try to bite at it whenever it was near her or on her paws or something. But then when she saw the source of light coming from my hand, she quickly figured out that it was all me and never fell for it again. She's a smart cookie.
I can't go to sleep with my puppy in the room without him trying to lick my face. My way to cope with this, apparently, is to tuck my entire body underneath my blanket while he makes snorting noises as he tries finding a small gap to slide through. He always does, and I always get his slobber on my face, but it's something I do with him regardless because both of us find it entertaining.
My cat whines when anyone touches her while she's trying to nap. Of course, that's exactly what I do because she sounds cute. Just a small pap on the butt, you know. Little things. She's too sweet to do anything about it.