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Day 126 A Shinwa scratchcard...
I haven't cut myself yet, but no need for it yet either. Plus I owed for yesterday, I replaced the brakes on a truck, and boy it needed them!
It rained enough last night at my house to have given the geese a nice big pond to play in. Looks like rain now...
ok,when the need comes to use it you be careful. Was it your truck that needed the brakes? I hope the rain cooled it down some for you.Abrazos :D
No, it was his brother's. It didn't take a professional to see these needed changing. I know enough to not injure myself, its just there's no such thing as a left-handed scythe.
I understand that.Abrazos
Day 151--- You found a(n) Calvin Blackmoon Scratchcard in the pool!
grin Thank you!
[center]"You can't wait until life isn't hard anymore before you decide to be happy."
Day 127 A raffle ticket...
I wonder...some people won't put dirty dishes in a dishwasher. So what is it supposed to clean?
Day 152---You found a(n) Saggitarius Scratchcard in the pool!
139 days in a row! You found a(n) Bubble Spirit Yay! Major just gave me [item=Giselle D.E.V.I.L.L.E Neckpiece]
<p>I wonder...some people won&;t put dirty dishes in a dishwasher. So what is it supposed to clean?
I wonder about that too! (I don't own a dishwasher, just my own hands and whomever else I rope in) ;)
A pun a day keeps the worry away
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we got this joke wrong"
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My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted. (I protest. I am a loving mother-in-law. Ask any of them!)
bathhouse 3 days You found a(n) in the pool!
My granddaughter (almost 5) is so cute. She didn't like "our girl" (my HA, she actually calls it 'my girl') the way I had it, similar to this but with white wig and no pets. She said we needed a monkey, but then she said to put it on my shoulders, so we looked for shoulder pets and she picked this one. Then she said to put one in a bag to hold, so we found the friendship bag (thANK YOU again ) and she was happy with that one. I actually found another one similar that I didn't remember having, but the current one is cuter. Grandkids are such fun. Day 3? oops!
She did well. :D
[center]"You can't wait until life isn't hard anymore before you decide to be happy."
Same here, I use my hands. For just about everything. As for the last pun...very right-handed humor...Its something I'll never know.
Lost several days due to agility competitions and trying to get a new job. If everything goes well tomorrow I'll have a job starting 7th August :D
thank you so much for the starter baking kit! i do so hope you get it! I hang out here when I can. Looking forward to hearing from you! Hi there! I am off to the races again... :P
I like the puns :D Congratulations on getting the D.E.V.I.L.l.E neckpiece from the Major.
That would be wonderful if you got the Job :D
Day 153 --You found 2 QuestPoints in the pool!
I have a dishwasher and if i don't rinse the food completely off then it is still there when the cycle is done... LOL Judykm, your grand daughter is adorable, i only wished mine would like like my HA( i tried) ❤
Miss you my dear sweet sister Lena ❤ Miss you my dear Subeta sister Georgie ❤