To me? I don't think I did...

Darn, I was afraid that might happen. I was just reminding you that I'm grateful for your friendship. HUGS

Thank you. It is REAAAAAAAAALLY welcome words right now.

I thought you needed reminding. ❤

<3 hugs <3

An American visits London, and goes to a pub. Not knowing what to ask for he says to the barkeep "I want the closest to an American beer." The barkeep hands him a glass of water.

Seems amaretto goes well with Coke too. I have to mix it though.

I like the Joke hahahaha Abrazos :D Well at least the amaretto won't go to waste,enjoy 😉 I don't think I ever tried that.I don't drink that much,but when I do those Margarita's call my name :D Day128-- You found a(n) Money Tree in the pool!

Hi, i'm DogLover. I'm Beach's grandson. I just started tonight.

Hi, . :D

Hi. Beach told me that you are her friend.

Yep. She's the best! :D

You are so, so sweet! I think my grandson likes you already ;)

Welcome, sweetie! I am so excited that you want to play here. You will LOVE subeta and these are some of the nicest players in all of subeta!!! ❤

I already do LOVE Subeta. :D :D

There's an elderly human here in Glen Meadow who owns a large ranch. He has a large pond in the back that I like to swim in from time to time. It's got a sandy bottom, a sandy beach, some picnic tables, fire pit, baroque grates, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and perfect for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

It's very addictive. XD

OhEmGee, you tell the best most pant-wetting worthy jokes!!! Thank you, I needed that. Please meet my grandson ! He just joined last night (we are having a sleepover)

Yes. I woke up and went straight to the computer.

LOL That's basically what I do every day! XD

I love the beer joke! Alligator feeder! LoL

Hi! Welcome to subeta! I LOVE this place!

: Welcome to Subeta! I'm Frieda, the resident weasel-girl. I'm small and fuzzy and cute and I love to give hugs and cookies. All my friends call me Freddie. I hope you meet lots of fun people and have a great time. I spend time here, Laurie's Lair Bears, LRVT, and Wayward Squirrel, but mostly Laurie's Lair. It doesn't matter, everywhere on Subeta is fun!

I like your companion there.

: Glad to be of service. (giggle

: grin That's a good one, eh? I don't often tell jokes, I usually mess up the punchline and embarrass myself. But I liked that one, mostly because I love swimming in ponds and am often sans apparel ( as all wee animals usually are ) and I swear that there is an alligator in the pond under the bridge at 5-Points near where I live.

OK cookie time!