LOVE is the greatest thing we do.

the only THING i want to do is sleep.

[small]“Sleep, those little slices of death — how I loathe them.” [/small]

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

I am the DESTROYER of cardboard boxes!

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

Life is DIFFICULT. :D

42 is the answer to LIFE, the universe and everything :-)

Everything is awesome!

Awesome is my middle name.

Man, I used to think Malcolm in the Middle was hilarious.

I used a silver laurel on my pet so they can gain some intelligence points.

Common sense is just as important as knowledge when measuring intelligence.

If it don't make cents then it don't make sense

Just my two cents, but I truly believe hippos should be able to fly if they can get a license.

You should only be able to have children if you pass the exam and get a license.

Children are our future, I think...

The future is shiny and chrome.

My forehead can get pretty SHINY when it's hot.

Head On- apply directly to the forehead.