I need some sleep

i sleep a lot in the weekends

Weekends are for not working!

I'm totally for sleeping all day.

(how does one bold?!!)

Sleeping is my favourite hobby.

( - click here for all your bolding etc needs)

My main hobby is drawing.

The main event of my day so far has been avoiding the humid outdoors.

( thank you!!!)

Avoiding fast moving cars is very important.

( - most welcome)

Procrastination is when you push important things aside.

Procrastination is my life!

My dreams are occasionally filled with rainbows and unicorns, but more commonly filled with the mundane scenes of my life.

My unicorns died a while ago.

I walk around while talking on mobile phone

My phone is too big for my hand!

This link here should help: http://www.subetalodge.org/page/name/s_code

I accidentally cut my hand off.

I cut some potatoes to put into the beef stew.

The plural form of beef is beeves.

graffiti is a form of art

I say tagging is still just graffiti.

Say, whatever happened to that one guy with the missing shoe?