I once caught my cat licking the wall. He was sitting on top of a bookcase. I came downstairs, turned the corner and there he is, just casually licking the wall. Cats are weird, man.

My dog likes to wipe her nose on my pants to clean it after she ate. First I thought she was hugging me till I saw the spot on my pants haha. So now I dodge each time her nose after she ate.

; I got rid of my fish tank after my last fish Hannibal died on me. I had a fish tank with a glass plate on top, my kitties would always sit on top of the fish tank (mind you one of my kitties weighs 7 kilo's). A week after my fish died I had filled the empty fish tank with plants, one of my kitties jumps on top and the glass plate breaks -_- So I decided to chuck the thing in the bin.

My two kitties are little monsters; they eat plastic, jump open doors (this is why my front door is ALWAYS locked - I live in an apartment building on the 4th floor), wake me up by pulling my hair, drag my jewelry across the house.....Strangest thing though; Smokey has a thing for plushies. I've never actually seen him do it, but plushies end up on the other side of the house of under beds....

Buddy has a thing for bags. I caught him inside the garbage bag a few weeks ago... what was he doing? Playing with bags...

Your kitties are evil >|

That's pretty weird.

I caught my cat drinking out of the toilet with zero shame. She didn't even get down when I caught her. > >

; Lol, bags! Smokey does that too. Crawls into every bag he sees! And Spooky...Spooky is into plastic. He eats it if he gets the chance. He once had to get surgery because of it. Gotta love 'em though :3

Buddy also likes to perch on top of his food bag and if I have any packing boxes laying around, he's usually on them. He also likes to shred (birds are notorious for that). He likes coupons, my bills or anything he can find.

My cats like to sneak into the kitchen while I'm in the shower, one day I opened the door quickly and caught one right in front of the door. They're smart enough to know they don't belong in the kitchen, so of course he got scared and ran, which didn't work too well since the kitchen floor had just been washed XD he slid all the way across the floor! It was too hilarious for me to stay mad at him <3

We had a pair of 70+ pound dogs and a 1.5 lb ferret. One dog used to be a bodyguard for the ferret and keep the other dog away while she ate their food. He did everything she wanted him to. lol

Mika my tortoiseshell kitty is clumsy. I have seen her jump from my bed to a storage tote. Then she slides off the other side of tote most times. Lost count of how many times she has fallen/jumped in the tub when full.(she is really obsessed with running water)If you flick droplets of water at her she either swats at them/tries to eat them. She fails as a kitty but thats what I love about her. Mika failing to be cat Mika's don't you judge me look

My ferret Baby loves feet. Its really annoying when she tries to wash and bite at them. I haven't been able to break her of this habit. Luckily Ella is there to distract her from them.

Ella my other ferret likes to groom my stuffed animals and everyone else.(shes very motherly/I find it adorable) She likes to build sleeping spots under my dresser with my clothes. Laundry day is so fun...

I have three kittens. They're constantly doing things they know they're not supposed to be doing. They don't try very hard to be sly. Our second kitten once jumped, meowed mid air, and landed right in our plate of food. This is the one that is instantly in your lap if you have food, though. lol. They're a handful, but I gotta love them. ♥

My husband and I have three kittens. They're constantly doing things they know they're not supposed to be doing. They don't try very hard to be sly. Our second kitten once jumped, meowed mid air, and landed right in our plate of food. This is the one that is instantly in your lap if you have food, though. lol. They're a handful, but I gotta love them. ♥

Pets do the darnest things. Our kitten took off with my sister's make up this morning. The kitten goes everywhere we don't want her to. She's such a goof ball.

Never heard of a makeup stealing cat lol

Neither have I, she's a real handful but we love her. xD She even took my mother's hair curlers the other night.

My cat often brings down socks, t-shirts, bras, towels, his chirpy bird thing, and meows as he brings them. If everyone is in their room, he sits on the stairs and meows until I call him to bring it to me.

He also waits by the stairs until I get all situated for bed and when I turn off the lights, he comes in and lays on my chest.

My rats cause mayhem whenever I look away. I swear, they are so well behaved when I pay attention, but dare I zone out for a moment and they become so naughty. For instance: > Stealing my pizza (or any food I'm not holding on to for dear life) > Knocking over my beer while trying to drink it =_= > Chewing the carpet > Chewing off pieces of my pants u_u' > Jumping great heights to get to places I have blocked off

Bahaha! I'll never forget the time my hamster chewed my brand new pair of jeans. I was so mad at her.

What was Buddy doing the other day? Trying to hog my hamster's food. He got all pissed and started hissing at her. I mean, it's her food n_n

Mostly, I've caught our dog, Stella, doing very dog things. Like, eating the cat's food.

She's helped herself to a freshly baked cake before as well. Ate half of it before she was caught by mum.

The look she gives you when she knows she's done something wrong is both hilarious, and an indicator that she actually has done something she's not supposed to be doing.

One of my ferrets earned the nickname "fail jumper" because she would fail at jumping about half the time. You could always tell when she was about to fail because she would hesitate before jumping from the futon to the footstool (or the other way). The "fail" was usually her hitting the side of the target furniture, or just not making it at all.