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EEETS IS A SAGA

ALEXIS IS AN ASS - EXPOSIT 3503234

:I ITS HIIIM AND I TOTALLY PURPOSEFULLY AVOIDED HIM LAST TIME :K haha

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<p>It better be important. Because you can&;t trust anyone on this derelict mess of a ship</p>
<p>What do you even want?

So far things did seem to be working quite fine to me... but who knows? One thing is for sure, a person can trust this crew to pick some fine lifelike dolls! And certainly other fine gift ideas too. I hear there's an exchange happening soon, maybe you'd have any gift ideas to share? Possibly stuff you bought, or stuff you asked?

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<p>I originally refused to be submerged by the wave of kawaii little stuffed animals and look what I decided to go for.</p>
<p>A radioactive evil squirrel OF DOOM. This is so perfect for me, it could have shared names with me. I bet this little thing is called an Alexis on your planet. The prettiest name for the best thing ever.</p>
<p>Next topic. The gift exchange. Well, I could help you by telling you what I gave my mysterious partner. Or, I could really ruin it for everyone by telling you all of the information I got from my rock-for-brains crewmembers.</p>
<p>I mean, I&;m the spy on board. Of course I know what everyone bought.</p>
<p>Of course I know who got me a Pineapple Fruited Drink, a Plum Glam Cupcake and a Pink Fresh Snipped Memorial Flower I&;m not even sure if I&;m going to bother trying to pretend to be surprised. Probably not.</p>
<p>So, what do you want to know?

Lol, there must always a kawaii little stuffed animal of doom among the others! Breaking the monotony? XD

Ah, yeah. I guess you don't really need to try pretending surprise, but I'd say being happy at receiving the gifts is always a good thing! I mean, in the end it doesn't matter who did it, but that they took the time to get you the right stuff, :P I'm sure they were happy to get guidelines, it'd be hard to spy a spy to find out their tastes. For you it's easy to find what everyone likes best, though, so I wonder if you even shopped by the list? Some people might ask for things that are cheaper or easier to find, but not their favorites. Depending on who it is, it could be interesting to go the extra mile, I suppose.

i am so sorry, please have a compensation gift to deal with the trauma my nasty OC gives to nice people.

I SEE YOLO MODE ACTIVATED AGAIN xP eeevil! Hey, it could be worse. It could always be worse n_n And that was a positive outcome after all xD

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<p>Spies spend their lives being spied upon in retaliation. If you wish to have a successful career in espionage, you have to be aware you will be gazed at every opportunity. So, there is no achievement in learning what my exquisite tastes are. Rookies is what they are.</p>
<p>But fine, you know what. I got Martel. There, I bet you are so overjoyed to have gotten this morsel of information from me. So very happy, the summum of bliss.</p>
<p>Gift exchanges are seriously stupid. I could just spoil everything to everyone like <em>that</em></p>
<p>But it would make Dresden sad, and she is slightly more tolerable than the rest.</p>
<p>I NEVER SAID SHE WAS A FRIEND OR ANYONE IMPORTANT IN MY LIFE. Don&;t misinterpret what I said. She is just really slightly less annoying than most of these other fools.</p>
<p>In fact, I should transfer you to someone else right now.</p>
<p>You have ALEXIS1, ALEXIS2 and ALEXIS3, but I think I&;ve been nice enough. No reason to give you hints about who is on the line, after all. ;)

Well, the fact that you're going to get spied back doesn't necessarily mean it's going to be an easy task xP But if you say so!

Haha, that's indeed a fancy bit of information c; HAPPINESS EVERYWHERE. I'm glad there's at least someone who is... slightly less annoying, then!

Let's see... I think I'll go with ALEXIS1. Just in case. xD

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<p>Whoa Nelly, what are you still doing here? Don&;t you Subetans have anything else more important to do than snoop on us? Like saving the world from a zombie apocalypse, or dance your feet away during one of your fancy balls, or even stop child-murdering cults from sacrificing cute kids to evil goddesses.</p>
<p>See, I educated myself about your lore! Just in case I&;d ever see you again!</p>
<p>I take it you&;re here for the gift exchange, right? How do I know that? Well, surely you know that words travel fast on a spaceship such as ours ;)

Haha, right now there's nothing too important happening... the zombie apocalypse only happens next month! 8D BUT YES you've learnt quite a bit as I see ^u^

Yup! I still need to ask a few people about their gift shopping, and also check out which lifelike dolls they've picked xD ALL OF THE CUTE DOLLS! And tasty food too u

Did some additions to the spreadsheet! Just little things that were forgotten!

Aah at this point several things were likely to get missed, haha >.< !

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<p>I don&;t understand the lifelike doll thing. Is it a recent Subetan thing? Trendy thing? The captain was all YO, I AM GIVING YOU THIS, ENJOY. I&;m just...&quot;Well, it happened.&quot; I mean, it&;s cute, but I prefer handmade things</p>
<p>The most important thing about a gift exchange is to not panic. In any circumstance. You panic, and you don&;t know what to do and you flail and you worry. That&;s not what I like about gift shopping. I like them carefree. To go with the flow. Have it be natural.</p>
<p>Oh, I got that for my partner.</p>
<p>Orange Jelly Shot
Cherry Chocolate Ball
Blue Fresh Snipped Memorial Flower</p>
<p>Seeeeee. It was easier than eating pie, at least for me!</p>
<p>Oh? You meant, what I <em>asked for</em>?</p>
<p>Lime Corkscrew Drink
Caramel Macchiato Get Mugged Pint
Survival Yellow Memory Flower</p>
<p>That&;s my wishlist, yep! The best things, all for me! Granted, I wouldn&;t have minded some yarn and new needles, but, traditions!</p>
<p>But look at me doing all the talking and you not saying a word. That&;s shameful! Maybe you should talk to one of the guys! Like, the communication lines MARTEL2 and MARTEL3 are both free right now. If you want to be able to put a few words in the conversation, that is! I mean, I don&;t mind monologues, but it must be pretty boring to you!

Yup! For a long time, people have wanted to be able to go around with dolls that looked just like their pets, but they weren't available until recently xD And yours is a Montre, too! Some time ago, whenever a new pet species was found in a different color, people would always say "but it's not a Montre!", so it became an inside joke that they always wanted Montres, haha.

Panic is never a good thing x_x Not procrastinating on things helps not panicking as well! Those are indeed some great choices :D Thank you!

Oh don't worry about that, although I suspect that line 3 could end up in another monologue (except that it'd be on my end xD) so I'll go with MARTEL2 right now!

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<p>snore snore snore</p>
<p>mmmmmm...yeah. yeah, i want the pizza</p>
<p>snore snore snore</p>
<p>Seems like you caught him in a weird moment. Maybe coming back later would be a good idea?</p>
<p>mom? what are you doing...snore...with a bucket on your head?</p>
<p>snore snore snore

PFF FINE, LET'S GO WITH MARTEL3 THEN xP /adds doll data to spreadsheet

Editing posts appears to be glitchy right now D:

UGH more glitches on the forums x_x SIGH

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<p>n-not a-again...p-please...d-do i-i r-really h-have t-to d-do t-this.</p>
<p>i-i d-do n-not l-like h-having t-to t-talk t-to p-people u-unless i-i r-really r-really r-really h-have t-to. i-i m-mean, i-it i-is n-not l-like y-you w-were a-a b-bad p-person o-or a-anything, i-i d-do n-not j-judge y-you, b-but t-talking i-in p-public o-or i-in p-private o-or t-talking i-in g-general i-is n-not a-a t-thing i-i l-like</p>
<p>i-i&;d d-do a-anything. p-please.</p>
<p>p-please u-understand i-i a-am n-not g-good w-with w-words, a-and a-am e-even w-worse w-with p-people.

Aah sorry! D: I'm just going around a little to ask people about what fancy things they bought for their partners / asked for themselves on the upcoming gift exchange, so I can get some gift ideas myself c:

I just marked all topics in the forum as read and it made all of the posts appear for me

/got way too distracted They randomly showed up for me again too so for now it's all good! That glitch was so weird. HOPING IT DOESNT COME BACK

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<p>e-errr y-you m-mean w-what i-i g-got a-ariana, r-right. n-not a-a l-lot o-of t-things, i-i m-mean, j-just w-what s-she a-asked f-for</p>
<p>Lemon Gear Spritzer
Mini Orange Chocolate Cube
Survival Purple Paper Flower</p>
<p>i-i m-mean, u-um, m-my g-giftlist i-is p-pretty s-similar t-to h-hers, b-because i-i a-am a-afraid o-of b-being t-too d-demanding o-or n-not d-demanding e-enough. a-argh, n-now i-i&;m-m a-afraid i-i h-have m-messed u-up. w-what i-if p-people d-don&;t-t l-like w-what i-i a-asked f-for

Aw those are some great things ^u^ Thank you! Don't worry about your requests though, the fun part of a gift exchange is finding things the other person would appreciate xD As long as nothing is impossible, you're fine! I'm sure whoever picked your name will be happy to get you a few fancy items :3

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i-i m-mean, i-i a-am p-pretty s-sure t-they w-will, b-but w-what i-if t-they d-don&;t-t. w-what i-if i-i m-messed s-something u-up. i-i m-mean, i-it w-would b-be s-so h-horrible i-if i-i b-broke s-something. d-dresden w-would b-be m-mad a-at m-me a-and n-no o-one w-would t-talk t-to m-me a-again</p>
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i-i t-think y-you c-can g-go b-back t-to a-ariana w-with OLIVER1
OLIVER2 g-gets y-you t-to b-becky. i-i t-think
a-and OLIVER3 g-gets y-you b-back t-to m-martel

Psh, I'm sure you got everything right! But even if you hadn't, I doubt anyone would be mad ^-^ The other great part of an exchange (besides finding things the other person would appreciate) is appreciating the time and effort someone else put into getting you gifts c: Someone cared about you, isn't that nice 8D Thank you again!

Hmm let's try to reach Becky then c: /picks OLIVER2

Seriously, I hope all the forum glitches get fixed soon

omg xD yeah, this is quite annoying... if I click edit again or quote myself, everything is there, though -_- HOW DID KEITH DO THIS. I just edited a post a couple hours ago and it worked :I

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<p>i-i h-hope t-they l-like i-it
i-i m-mean, i-i a-am p-pretty s-sure t-they w-will, b-but w-what i-if t-they d-don&;t-t. w-what i-if i-i m-messed s-something u-up. i-i m-mean, i-it w-would b-be s-so h-horrible i-if i-i b-broke s-something. d-dresden w-would b-be m-mad a-at m-me a-and n-no o-one w-would t-talk t-to m-me a-again</p>
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i-i t-think y-you c-can g-go b-back t-to a-ariana w-with OLIVER1
OLIVER2 g-gets y-you t-to b-becky. i-i t-think
a-and OLIVER3 g-gets y-you b-back t-to m-martel

Psh, I'm sure you got everything right! But even if you hadn't, I doubt anyone would be mad ^-^ The other great part of an exchange (besides finding things the other person would appreciate) is appreciating the time and effort someone else put into getting you gifts c: Someone cared about you, isn't that nice 8D Thank you again!

Hmm let's try to reach Becky then c: /picks OLIVER2

keith broke everything

actual subeta database

trying to use the site everyday today

whhhyy

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<p>Your planet seriously has so much in choice, concerning fashion. I could like, make ten outfits a day and never get bored. You like, totally get me, right!</p>
<p>Oh, you are not from Vanity or something. Or one of Esme&;s scouts. Like, totally shameful. But it&;s fine. My talent is for another era!</p>
<p>So, what do you want, buttercup?

Haha, I still think we lack many things, but our choice pool isn't too bad right now! I mean we do have over 23,000 items to pick from, at least xD And there's the option to make your own clothing! Quite expensive, sadly, though :c

Anyway, I'm just looking for some gift ideas so I've been asking around about what people bought for the upcoming gift exchange! It might not be as cool as some brand new stylish shoes accessories, but candies, drinks and flowers never go out of fashion anyway 8D

THIS SPREADSHEET IS GETTING FILLED, I AM IMPRESSED.

really impressed

YAY spreadsheets getting filled 8D ...although it might be a little tricky to reach out these last 4 guys... let's see if Jeff woke up at least xD

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<p>Like, simple baubles. Nothing fancy, anyway. It&;s not like he knows how to like, properly dress-up. I could have gotten an elegant partner with potential but no! I got someone wishing for things such as</p>
<p>Fizzy Strawberry Drink
Kiwi Blended Smoothie
Survival Blue Lovely Flower</p>
<p>Really, tiny tidbits! Nothing permanent, all things temporary. This exchange is pretty odd, even by our standards! Maybe the message is like, to go and seize the day!</p>
<p>But like, I talk and talk and you have much to do! And so do I! So, have this invite and try to get something that&;s much more in season! You know about Pantone and the color of the year, right? Marsala would fit you well</p>
<p>Like, you can totally go back to Oliver with BECKY2. Or, move along to someone else with BECKY3.

Haha, the poor guy! Guys are usually complicated when it comes to dressing up xD Thank you! I'll make sure to put the invitation to good use c: (and I love that the color of the year is a wine red, hehe. ALL SHADES OF RED!)

Let's see if this time I'll find someone up on BECKY3 xD

WELL, FROM WHAT THE MAP IS TELLING ME, THERE IS A EASY AND STRAIGHT PATH, BECAUSE EVERYONE LEFT (Dahlia, Laurence, Jonas and Julius) have few links of separation with Jeff. Meaning, the game is winnable.

One of Jeff's options branch out to two out of three options we haven't visited yet, and one of these two options branch out to the last person we did not visit.

Backtracking wisely will be key.

EDIT : i was sick last night, so

Lies, I totally was not sleeping! I was just evaluating options for future...things!

Okay, maybe I was sleeping...maybe. Just don't tell anything about what you heard...at times, I can say things in my sleep that would make my adoptive mother blush. She really is into dream reading, that kind of thing!

Was there anything you were looking for?

WELL I HOPE SO xD Also sorry to hear about that! Being sick is never fun ;-;

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<p>Lies, I totally was not sleeping! I was just evaluating options for future...things!</p>
<p>Okay, maybe I was sleeping...maybe. Just don&;t tell anything about what you heard...at times, I can say things in my sleep that would make my adoptive mother blush. She really is into dream reading, that kind of thing!</p>
<p>Was there anything you were looking for?

Haha, napping at work, I SEE YOU ;) Don't worry xP Now, dream reading could be a very awkward thing at times... o.o

I'm just asking around for some gift ideas, since I hear there's a gift exchange coming for you guys! SO MANY FANCY GIFTS. And fancy lifelike pet dolls, too. xD Did you do your shopping already? c:

Don't get me wrong, I still believe I am quite rational, but my adoptive mother had firm beliefs about the cosmos. She was rather scared when I told her I was to leave in space. I am pretty sure she still asks the stars about me.

and yes, they answer

I find it weird that you'd ask someone doing a gift exchange about how to get gifts. You just follow the list, it's a simple A-to-B-to-C sequence. I am sure that many other people are far more competent at gift finding than I am

I gave out the following, by the way

Fizzy Mint Drink
Blue Raspberry Glam Cupcake
Orange Fresh Snipped Memorial Flower

See, easy as pie. As easy as delicious cherry pie. Gift exchanges really demand little, effort-wise. I really wonder why so many of my peers are struggling.

Like the good captain. DON'T WORRY CAPTAIN, I KNOW YOU'RE GIFTING ME. I don't think anyone likes Tangerine as much as I do, anyway

Editing is working again, thanks goodness

aah I haven't been online in a while x_x BACK TO DIS

Well, it's nice she can listen to them, then! I'm sure not everyone would get an answer from the stars xD OH! Sadly not all gift exchanges have a fancy list like yours... so we're left in the dark when it comes to finding nice stuff, especially if the name we pick isn't someone we're close friends with / whose tastes we don't know D:

Hm, maybe they're having trouble finding the items? Or procrastinating, or worrying they haven't done enough xD ANYWAY. Thank you for the help!

Haha, tangerine is a nice flavor after all c:

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Growing-up was awkward at times

"What werre you doing? You'rre rrate again!" Nothing, ma "WRRONG! YOU WERRE CAUSING HAVOC AGAIN. THE STARRS TORRD ME! MY SON. MY OWN RRITTRRE SON!"

Moms are like that in our culture. Unless it's an adoptive mom thing?

Anyway, enough talked about her. If you have a clear and tidy list done, shopping for gifts is easy. I have...no idea what the others were even doing.

Well, that's about that, I guess. I mean, I could transfer you to the person I've picked. You can dial JEFF1. JEFF2 leads you to someone who has similar tastes in pet lifelike dolls species. Meaning, someone with EXQUISITE taste. And finally, JEFF3 gets you back to Martel.[/quote]

Haha, I think moms everywhere are like that -- always picking on what we do (and don't do!) and sometimes imagining things XD Although listening to stars is definitely unique!

Oh! OK, then we shall go with... JEFF1 c: Thank you again!