The awkward moment when you're trying to be witty on a virtual pet site forum.

The awkward moment when someone asks you why your still single. (fml)

That awkward moment when you answer the phone saying "Mom?" and it turns out to be some random person..

That awkward moment when you are trying to get past someone and they are trying to get past you and you both constantly step in the same direction.

That awkward moment where you repeatedly call someone by the wrong name......in bed.

That awkward moment when you're trying to waste time and get out of doing chores by posting on subeta forums, and there's some ass hovering over you dictating this awkward moment to you while mumbling about stuff you said you would do two hours ago.

That awkward moment when you show up to work when you're not scheduled.

That awkward moment when your friend does a freudian slip....and you follow right afterwards.

The awkward moment when your dad shows up at school in his spandex running pants...

That awkward moment when you realized that, for all the years on Earth, you've been pronouncing that one word incorrectly.

And no one's been bothered to correct you.

That Awkward Moment When I get caught lying

That awkward moment when you realize your the only one talking and everyone else is silent xD

The awkward moment when you're talking to someone and you dont realize that they walked away.

That awkward moment when you say something sarcastic and someone takes you seriously.

That awkward moment when you're talking to someone and thinking about some different thing at the same time and you end up saying your thoughts out loud.

Does it make sense? :P

The awkward moment when you buy a hotdog, but then drop it on the subway and eat it.

The awkward moment when you realize that the guy in front of you is not waving at you, but at someone behind you.

That awkward moment when you're telling a story and realize no one is listening and just kind of trail off.

That awkward moment when you're trying to talk but other people are talking and every time someone pauses long enough for you to think they're done you start talking at the same moment they continue and you just kind of sit there like 'okay'

That awkward moment when you're standing there in the hallway, debating whether or not it would be awkward to walk out to the living room in your pajamas and steal your brother's xbox while his friends are roleplaying the campaign you were kicked out of.

...sigh...

the awkward moment when you open a bag of chips in the classroom and it gets really quiet. xD

That awkward moment when you hang up the phone without remembering if you've said goodbye.

That awkward moment when nothing is awkward... O_O

or

That ackward moment when you spell awkward wrong