That Awkward Moment When...
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That awkward moment where you almost throw away your dirty dishes.
That awkward moment when you've said a paragraph's worth of sentences....and still said nothing.
That awkward moment when you answer the phone in a ridiculous manner...and it's not who you thought it was.
That awkward moment when you pull a great one-liner out of your tush...and no one laughs.
That awkward moment when your boss tries to make a joke and you feel obligated to laugh, even though it's not funny
That awkward moment when you want to make fun of someone's outfit via Twitter, but then you realize they follow you.
That awkward moment when, right in the middle of a sentence, you forget what you were going to say.
That awkward moment when you struggle to open something for several minutes then someone else opens it instantly, with almost no effort.
That awkward moment when you look at your watch to see what time it is...then still don't know what time it is.
That awkward moment when you have to keep asking someone what they said to you over and over, and when you give up you just nod and laugh, and it wasn't something funny.
That awkward moment when you both hiccup and belch. At the same time. Deafeningly.
That awkward moment when someone asks if you've lost weight, when in fact you've gained some.
That awkward moment when someone asks you if you've gained weight.
That awkward moment when you make fun of something, only to find out the person you're with loves it.
That awkward moment when you realize you've killed 4 or 5 different topics in the last hour....
That awkward moment when your card gets declined and there are ten people waiting behind you.
That awkward moment when you give someone a birthday present, only to have it be revealed that someone else got them the same thing.
