Granted. But there is an evil Santa and he gives you coal.

I wish it was a new year already.

granted. welcome to b.c 45455 jan 1!!

i wish i could parasail

Granted but you get hit in the face with bird poop

i wish i could have a portable space heater

Granted, but it melts your space bar

I wish i had some cake

-Late Post- Granted, but as you are sitting next to it, it sets on fire and burns you. XP

I wish I could have the courage to speak in front of people.

Granted, but you look at the nutrition facts and there are 800 calories in it.

Granted, but they throw off the worlds entire water/weather system, causing everything to be messed up. Or your allergic to marshmellows :D

I wish i wasnt bored?

Granted, but then the cat tries to kill you. o.o

I wish that I could get all of my homework done today.

You didn't wish! D: I'll take your wanting of snow faries as a wish

Granted but one will be cursed and wipe out your entire hoard.

I wish i could perfect my HA.

Granted! But then your account is stolen and you have to start from scratch

Granted! But then it turns out that he's abusive and a rapist.

I wish I was rich on subeta

granted, but subeta glitches and you lose all of them i wish my ankle wasn't sprained

Granted but you sprain your arm instead D: -Aww i'm sorry about your ankle. Poor you :c

I wish i didn't have a Physics test on monday!

Granted, but it's only because the teacher is making it twice as long. I wish my computer wasn't a piece of crap.

but instead you have it RIGHT NAO :o don't ask me how haha thanks. well the one good thing is that i only have 4 days this week and then get out for holiday break :] i wish i had the technopunk lockbox

Granted! But since the economy sucks you end up losing all of your money and everything you own gets repossessed -- including your computer.

Granted! But it turns evil and eats all of your pets, sP (including your shop till) and items (including everything in your wardrobe, shop, and vault). Then it runs away.

I wish I had a PS3.

you didn't wish so the universe just 'sploded i wish i didn't have to go to school tomorrow

Granted! But instead you have to go to hell tomorrow. P.S. I edited it with a wish while you were typing.

I wish I had a bigger basement so I could fit my drum set better.

granted, your basement is bigger but it floods o.O i wish crutches weren't so hard to maneuver

Granted, but then they get new ones that are even louder.

I wish that the cookies I was dipping would go faster.

granted, but the cookie dissolves into nothingness. awww i wish for the next four days to go by fast