Granted, but then you stab yourself from so much falling on you and you get lead poisoning.

I wish that I could take a nap.

Granted but now she eats everything else and dies from it.

I wish I had a million dollars!

Granted but you fly into the power-lines and are electrocuted. :(

I wish I had some sort of super power.

Granted, but then your account is frozen.

I wish that I could graduate before graduation day.

Granted, but then you can't get into a good college.

I wish I had a pet llama. 8'D

edit: too slow! Granted, but one day the llama goes on a rampage and eats all your furniture.

I wish... I had a life.

-removed :B-

Granted, but they do not taste very nice. Not at all.

I wish I was finished with this stupid essay that I'm writing...

Granted, but you'll lose it tomorrow

I wish I had some extra money to go to the mall with.

Granted, but it turns out the money was given to you conveniently after a bank robbery and you are caught with it, and arrested.

I wish I could sleep. :

Granted. But one of your OCs have another person's OC name so... they become their OC and stomp on you. If that makes any sense. :P

I wish that my toes weren't so cold.

granted. but the fire around your feet hurts you a lot...

i wish i would have a new, hot cappuccino.

granted, but it becomes too much fun and you never learn anything so you FAIL AT LIFE. i wish it was christmas. D:

Granted, but it grew legs and walked away. I wish I had freckles and emerald green eyes.

Granted! but durring the frecklectomy and iris reconfiguration surgery you contract a flesh eating skin disease and you go blind (on the plus side you get to sue the doctors for malpractice)

I wish I could start work tomorrow instead of next week.

Granted! You start at 1:00 AM. I wish I was a ninja.

Granted! But you're not a very good one and are immediately assassinated

I wish I had some more polish sausage to eat!

Granted! but you choke on it and have to have an emergency tracheotomy. :<

I wish I had an ipod.

Granted! But they trample you.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener. C: