Granted, but then it explodes. I wish I had a skeleton like those from biology class.

Granted, but it comes to life while you sleep, and strangles you.

I wish that I could teleport myself to my friend's house.

Granted, but you get blown up while teleporting.

I wish my dog wasn't obese.

Granted, but now its anorexic :c i wish i had a candy cane

Granted, but it tastes like dog.

I wish I lived in New York.

Granted, but you get mugged i wish i lived in california

Granted, but you get run over by the poperatzi.

I wish I had enchiladas.

Granted, but there's mud in them >_< i wish this thread would become funny again

Granted, but then it is locked right afterwards.

I wish that my uterus would jump out of my body.

Granted, but then it kills you.

I wish I had cookies.

Granted, but then someone shots you because they're tired of people asking for cookies.

I wish I would wake up a superstarr.

granted, but you're only famous because of scandals i wish itunes worked better for me

Granted, but then your computer blows up.

I wish I could go on youtube.

Granted, but then your account either shuts down or YouTube stops working only for you.

I wish my mom could get Shitake mushrooms.

Granted, but they are poisoned, and you die.

I wish I was a Mew like in Tokyo Mew Mew. :3

Granted but you develop an unexpected alergy to them and die

I wish my mom wouldn't be so weird

What? How could I get allergic to them? That doesn't make any sense. O.o

Granted, but now YOU are weird.

I wish I had a nice doughnut with nothing wrong with it. :)

Granted. But you get shot by haters. I wish i had a bigger bladder.

Granted, but then it blows up.

I wish I had no homework.

granted, but you have to take tests everyday i wish i had pizza